By Anonymous - 15/02/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I was bored at work, so I started doodling a big muscly arm on my notepad, including bulging veins. After I returned from lunch, my boss called me into his office. Apparently the mail clerk saw and was offended. I was asked to explain why I was drawing a person's 'private area'. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

Explain to him you were drawing an arm, let him laugh at your ridiculous attempt at art and then after a few weeks the whole thing will blow over!

GenevieveL 0

Either you suck at drawing or that's one gross-looking dick.

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jamieeeee 0

tease the mail clerk about being so obsessed with dick that he thinks of it when he sees an arm =)

Please tell me you handled this situation by calmly explaining that you are possesed by a horrible dick drawing ghost. That should save your job.

Lmao... I don't know why but the word doodling in that sentance cracked me up... and I agree. However do not forget that after these actions you must henceforth always doodle random penises around the office.

Free_Hugs10 0

It actually says he was drawing an arm with muscles on a notepad, not that he was drawing muscles on his actual arm. Because THAT wouldn't make any sense :)

KurouTenshi 0

Did you draw the fangs, the wings, and the fire, and scream "TROGDOOOOOR!!!!1!1!!"?

xhalighx 0

That's the first thing that I thought!!! Strong Bad, ftw.

wow u must b bad. i love how the clerk was "offended" lol snickers, i really am sorry but ur comment made absolutely no semse, what so ever to me... were u trying to go off topic and b funny? r just like miss thr fml completely? :/ dont mean to sound mean, just confused ^.^

KurouTenshi 0

eh, don't feel bad. :/ sometimes I just plain read too fast and things come out a lot more messed up than they are. it's like making typos--but with my eyes.

o0XMzMayX0o 0

Don't worry it happens to all of us. I'm very glad you're back to being funny! misspellers will live on, there's too many of us :) lol OP - are u serious?!?! noo I just dnt believe it can b that bad. and YDI for leaving u things out in the open you could of turned the page or something.

MadaZer0 8

Snick this isn't the first time you misread something because you're tired... :/

it's funny how quick she is to point out someone else's mistakes.. when she's made several herself. and it's always because she's 'tired' ..like no one else posting on FML is ever tired.

Everyone else posting obviously needs to just start living up to snick's standards. It must be hard to be perfect when you have to sit on such a tall pedestal. Come on now. :-)

I have nothing against her ..but people are entitled to make mistakes. you need to correct eeeeveryone ..and then you make a boo boo lol

lilusa 0

This is eerily similar to that one episode of it's always sunny...where Dennis and Mack make arm shaped party invitations, but they really look like boy genitals.

Belief_fml 0

This is what I immediately thought of.

magnetic_aura 26

That was my first thought too! "what's manlier than a bicep?" haha

KurouTenshi 0

the same people who use the shake weight

KurouTenshi 0

Thanks :) the name stems from the Black Angel of Death, the guardian angel who removes pain and guides your soul to heaven. Kurou (black) Tenshi (angel) :D

x805xUnknown 6

You sound like a great artist.