By Anonymous - 15/02/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I was bored at work, so I started doodling a big muscly arm on my notepad, including bulging veins. After I returned from lunch, my boss called me into his office. Apparently the mail clerk saw and was offended. I was asked to explain why I was drawing a person's 'private area'. FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0

Explain to him you were drawing an arm, let him laugh at your ridiculous attempt at art and then after a few weeks the whole thing will blow over!

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GenevieveL 0

Either you suck at drawing or that's one gross-looking dick.

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adiaboe27 4

1) You're a dumbass 2) We all hate you 3) You need to go fall off a bridge kthanks, bye!

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perdix 29

I can see how the two can be mistaken. My penis has an elbow and fingers on the end, doesn't everyone's?

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perdix 29

I can't wait. I'll give it a pinch with my penis-fingers.

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MadaZer0 8

Ugh... think I just threw up a little...

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perdix 29

How about I think one of my penis-fingers down your throat, so you can properly throw up completely? It will be cathartic.

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seldoodrekcinS 0

how about instead of thinking it down my throatyou stick it down there... may be a bit more effective.

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MadaZer0 8

Predix... Dude... Not cool... *throws up on Freeze when he reads this*

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Perdix, #63 was just...just...epic. Flawless victory. Mada, you never had a chance. And why are you standing so close to Freeze? Snick, you lucky bitch.

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

perdix, how could you?! D: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING!!!!! *violently sobs* Nah, just kidding. You're full of win, though :)

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perdix 29

ImFoe, you didn't use the phrase "flawless victory" by mistake, did you? I looked it up in Urban Dictionary and the image stuck with me like that for Dirty Sanchez. Don't envy snick. There's plenty of perdix to go around. Mermaid, snick will be legal in a few months. By the time you turn legal, she'll need your help. ;)

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MadaZer0 8

"Flawless Victory"? I've heard it on an anime parody on YouTube... What does it mean?

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perdix 29

You got access to UrbanDictionary.com, don't ya? They do a much better job than I ever could.

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MadaZer0 8

is it an app? And impossible! Surely you, Predix, would do a better job... ********~

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

#140 From what I saw on UrbanDictionary, a flawless victory apparently means when you poop and your toilet paper is clean after you wipe..... And I can't believe I just said that.

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MadaZer0 8

Lmao @ Tara~ Freeze I threw up on you btw~

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babybubz 0

oh it's possible... unless all your ***** are explosive? in that case you might wanna see a doctor ...because that... is against nature lol  ew I have a vivid imagination ..that I sometimes can't control.. and I've got a horrible mental picture 

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XDNurse 0

this conversation is beastly. I wish I could save. ;3

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deadsrs 0

Well it's a combination of missreading FML posts and missguided comments. But to be honest I have fun looking for her posts on every one :-) same way I feel about people like perdix freeze siren and adjjas (ajjdas? ajjads? ajddas?)

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FMLFML123123 0

everyone is mean to her cause she thinks she is the shit. she always has to comment on someones grammar mistakes and anything they wrote wrong. so snickerdoodles way to read the FML right! maybe you should get glasses or something

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Freeze_fml 16

Thank you, #43. I've been waiting a long time for a random person to mention me.

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