Work: Today, I was bored at work, so I started doodling a big muscly...

By Anonymous - 15/02/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I was bored at work, so I started doodling a big muscly arm on my notepad, including bulging veins. After I returned from lunch, my boss called me into his office. Apparently the mail clerk saw and was offended. I was asked to explain why I was drawing a person's 'private area'. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 01:31 - United States

Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML

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By doodler - 27/02/2014 11:59 - United States - Hurst

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML

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By golfstar11 - 11/12/2012 02:05 - United States - Savannah

Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML

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By Jane - 19/02/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, during an interview, in my nervousness I accidentally handed the interviewer an A4 paper with my doodles and a grocery list instead of my resume. I guess they now know I need to buy more milk and have a questionable talent for drawing stick figures. FML

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By JEalmon12 - 23/05/2019 12:00

Today, I was bored at my office, so I started flicking my pencils at my door. My boss walked in right then to give me a raise for my "outstanding" work. She scared me so much when she walked in that I flicked a pencil right at her face. FML

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By hangman - 01/08/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML

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By his word vs mine = me suspended - 10/08/2013 18:41 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML

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By Peter80 - 03/03/2009 14:55 - Netherlands

Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML

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By fired - 23/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

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By Anon - 29/01/2019 02:00

Today, I was working on an art commission for some random kid's OC and I didn't notice that I made the nose look like a man's private parts. The mother was upset and spammed my mailbox. FML

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Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:06

Explain to him you were drawing an arm, let him laugh at your ridiculous attempt at art and then after a few weeks the whole thing will blow over!

GenevieveL 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:06

Either you suck at drawing or that's one gross-looking dick.

Comments

MadaZer0 8

Tuesday 16 February 2010 6:00

You can execute me anytime! Okay that was lame :O Hot Ninja... You are the... Jesters wife! lmao...

KurouTenshi 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 6:03

@#143 if you're the executioner then I'm ready to guide their souls

MadaZer0 8

Tuesday 16 February 2010 6:05

Hey don't blame her! She's so hawt I bet her brains go down to her huge breast~

MadaZer0 8

Tuesday 16 February 2010 6:07

Tenshi-san is the Reaper >:D

AngryNinja 1

Tuesday 16 February 2010 6:07

well.. i can be wife and still execute.. right? dream job! :D

MadaZer0 8

Tuesday 16 February 2010 6:11

To bad... YOU'RE TARA'S WIFE!!! And I can use caps because I'm somewhat badass ;)

KurouTenshi 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 6:12

woohoo, reaper it is! *rummaging through his closet* where...is that...giant...hammer...?

AngryNinja 1

Tuesday 16 February 2010 6:22

psh. jesters are tara, you and ajjas, mad. I have too many wives. ajjas will take me. or i could continue to fly solo. as long as i get a big ax/sword. ^.^