Animals: Today, I was bored so I got my little brother's toy spaceship...

By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 04:10 - France

Today, I was bored so I got my little brother's toy spaceship and a teddy bear, went to my room and started flying them around, having dog fights, making explosion noises and humming epic orchestral music. My mom opened my bedroom door, showing our new hot female neighbour around the house. I'm 19. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 18:54 - United States - Goldendale

Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML

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By Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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By ginkobiloba - 29/11/2016 11:01

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By Jeweler - 26/06/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 02:06 - Canada

Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML

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By [SiMON] - 06/01/2009 09:51 - France

Today, I invited a girl I really like to spend the afternoon at my place. Everything went great... with my sister. They became really good friends, and me, well, I tried to alleviate my boredom in front of my computer. FML

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By johnboy - 09/11/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML

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joanjett 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 12:06

Ok, YDI.

xgetxbentx 13

Sunday 26 September 2010 12:24

7 - lots of 19 year olds still live at home. especially with today's economy, it's much cheaper to live at home while in college. now, if he's 19, living at home, and being a lazy bum then there's an issue. op - ydi for not finding something better to do. I find it very hard to believe that there was NOTHING else you could have been doing.

Comments

KupkakeKitten 8

Sunday 26 September 2010 21:33

wtf?!

Clickster 0

Sunday 26 September 2010 22:31

Looks like OP is going to die a virgin, YDI

TheSofaKing 7

Sunday 26 September 2010 22:36

To bad you were not playing with your little brother, that could have helped you get some from the hot neighbor.

iRichiq 3

Sunday 26 September 2010 23:31

Everyone has those moments, but you have em at the most wrong moment, FYL

foxy1222 0

Monday 27 September 2010 1:30

I'm sorry she had to see that. but your mom should at least knock.

Shaggy_92 5

Monday 27 September 2010 1:57

dude. you cockblocked yourself. good job shoulda had a v8

SAMHAlN 0

Monday 27 September 2010 3:26

lol I still play with toys like that I feel for you op

Hamsterzilla 0

Monday 27 September 2010 3:44

lol I'd go right ahead there with ya and make fun noises and play too :p cuz I'm cool like dat....and I'm 13. we'd be illegally together. sorry bud.

tntitans21399 0

Monday 27 September 2010 3:46

If you are that bored you might want to get a hobby. Have you heard of a book or XBox. Any girl is out of your league if you are playing with a stuff bear.