By sierraleeannee - 09/02/2014 06:44 - United States

Today, I was breast feeding my son. Out of nowhere, he bit my nipple hard, causing me to scream in pain. He giggled with my nipple still between his teeth. FML
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sierraleeannee 13

OP here. I can't believe this got posted before I went to bed! Hahaha! For some reason this got edited out, but he ended up smacking me in the face after he bit me. He's 9 months old so he thinks it's hilarious obviously. And I'm not sure why it didn't show my name, I posted it while logged in. And as for the person who said time for bottle feeding, he won't take a bottle, which is fine with me! He's teething so he tends to bite more when he is. Glad to know my son has made people laugh :)

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yoursucklives 36

he might be the spawn of satan

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Comments

bigcitygrl 7

Hey #11 and #27? Your ignorant is showing. Might want to tuck that back in. Oh, and STFU.

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NML27 8

Lol my son did the exact same thing!! And that was when I stopped breast feeding him lol

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NML27 8

I should add that I stopped not just because he was biting he was biting hard enough to draw blood and re-opening the wound the next time I went to feed him.

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buttcramp 21

i see no issue with you and I'm sorry you've been down voted. it is a mother's choice to do formula or breast milk and as long as you give your baby breast milk to start for a few weeks, that's fine. obviously it is ideal to breast feed but sometimes it just isn't possible. I was in a bad car accident when my baby was a month and a half old so I had to switch to formula because I was hospitalized for two months! my baby is perfectly healthy on formula and almost a year old now. you just have to find what works best for the two of you sometimes.

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jesustitts 20

At least you tried! I'm a huge breastfeeding supporter, there are so many moms who don't try because they have been misinformed and think they can't because someone from their family couldn't or simply from a nurse forcing poor information on them, like they tried with me. My son used to bite, luckily never drew blood. You're a great mom whether you breastfeed for 2 minutes or 2 years!

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skyeyez9 24

If he keeps it up, its time to switch to the bottle. You can usually say NO! Then immediately remove him from your boob when he bites, hopefully he learns to stop. Otherwise, time for bottle feedings. If he has a mouthful of teeth as your fml insinuates, prob need to stop now anyways.

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jesustitts 20

Stop giving poor advice. You need to properly educate yourself or keep your comments to yourself.

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LumpLegacy 15

Im 4 weeks from popping and im not gonna lie...this scared the pooh outta me. My nips are ticklish! I dont want them bit also! Haha but what can you do, hes just a sweet little baby.

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Stuffaluffagus 25

If your kid has teeth he's probably old enough to stop breastfeeding. After a certain point it's just creepy

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mom2lilbug 3

You probably should do some research on the recommend age for weaning before giving bad parenting advice.

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JamieLT 22

Also do some research on how early babies can start to teeth.

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buttcramp 21

some babies can even be born with teeth.

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Thunderstruck14 30

Creepy? Wow. Its the most natural thing to do! Why would you think breastfeeding a baby is creepy? Babies get teeth, so what? That's what is supposed to happen!

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