By sierraleeannee - 09/02/2014 06:44 - United States

Today, I was breast feeding my son. Out of nowhere, he bit my nipple hard, causing me to scream in pain. He giggled with my nipple still between his teeth. FML
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sierraleeannee 13

OP here. I can't believe this got posted before I went to bed! Hahaha! For some reason this got edited out, but he ended up smacking me in the face after he bit me. He's 9 months old so he thinks it's hilarious obviously. And I'm not sure why it didn't show my name, I posted it while logged in. And as for the person who said time for bottle feeding, he won't take a bottle, which is fine with me! He's teething so he tends to bite more when he is. Glad to know my son has made people laugh :)

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yoursucklives 36

he might be the spawn of satan

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GodFamilyFood 1

No one has said formula is bad, just that breast milk is better and free. The primary argument here is that complete strangers feel like they have the right to say when and what someone else's child eats, and that you are a horrible person if you don't listen to them. Wether it's breast milk or formula YOU do what is best for YOUR child, and be proud of that. Good job op, keep it up and ignore all of the ignorant, uneducated people that feel they have a say in your child's life :-)

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me1224 12

Your son might be a sociopath. Get him checked ASAP

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sierraleeannee 13

I did the same thing to my mom was a baby, and I'm certainly not a sociopath. Lmao

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mlto17 3

My little guy does it too. He also does a "shark attack" to let me know its time to eat. 8 months old and running the show!

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brandoneyez1 25

How old is your son that he has teeth??? Time to stop!

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signofthemooon 1

You bond with your baby over breastfeeding?

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Lily_Rain77 25

My son has done that. Just wait until he draws blood.

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CadentFish47 8

If the kid has teeth, he's too old to be breast feeding. Time to move on to some real food.

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EmDizzle2007 28

teeth... teeth... breastfeeding something with teeth seems like a choice, rather than necessary.

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