By Anonymous - 22/05/2012 20:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
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Epikouros 31

I hope you like gardening!

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GeeUnit 8

That's just oddly disturbing..

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Doortje 29

Care to share the link with us? I could use a good laugh.

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fgsuperman 20

Oh no, it's the 'soon this will be plump with my seed' guy again! Although with that, there was a vague possibility he was making an extremely poorly-judged joke. Not so much here.

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lolfood 24

Sounds like a Noor comment. But I do remember that FML

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eccentrix 12

People on the internet never make poorly judged jokes.

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SadDashie92 3

This reminds me of the FML where the guy rubs the girl's stomach and says "soon this will be plump with my seed" or something like that

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NotAlwaysRight 11

That's awkward. Was he serious or was this an attempt at being funny?

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GothicAngel95 16

That's umm...sweet? In a creepy kinda way I guess ._. but most people would kill to be in your position OP nonetheless.

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withered 30

No. Most people would not kill to be in a position where your partner is deranged obsessed creep. I think most of us want a healthy relationship with someone whose mental health is good.

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