By Mirroronthewall - 30/08/2009 15:22 - Canada

Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly lean in towards the mirror to pop the pimple meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
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Imawhalerider 0

at least it wasn't an electric toothbrush.

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swjeemtys 0

i actualy laughed out loud wen i read this..i could picture it.

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GatorBites 0

Didn't see that one coming? Maybe you should have checked the mirror.

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fanciesflutes 0

YDI, you are not supposed to pop your pimples duh

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bobbybgirl 0

HHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA ive done the exact same thing. hurts like a bitch tho

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sublime93 0

I don't think this is possible. You didn't ram your head forward continously for it too get that jammed down your throat. & you wouldve snapped your head back (reflexes), unless you're retarded

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spongebobrocks 0

Where the **** did you get ******** from?? Wow, your mind is more decayed than I thought.

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mushrooms_fml 0

i just assumed ur gay, buttfuck

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spongebobrocks 0

I was gay, actually, till about a year ago... It's not something I'm ashamed of.

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mushrooms_fml 0

Ya i figured. U seem like the type 2 walk around with a plug up ur ass.

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spongebobrocks 0

Says the blow-up doll.

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spongebobrocks 0

Thank you, ScaryPants xD

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b182link 0

hahaha that was legit awesomeness spongebobrocks, you win

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plexico 3

FML for all the rest of humanity that is was only "temporarily."

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