Miscellaneous: Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in...

By Mirroronthewall - 30/08/2009 15:22 - Canada

Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly lean in towards the mirror to pop the pimple meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML

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By Noname - 09/11/2008 09:18 - France

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

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Ouch

By Anonymous - 31/07/2020 02:03

Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML

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By captfml - 15/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML

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By Talented73 - 25/04/2017 20:00

Today, while brushing my teeth, I applied the toothpaste to my toothbrush when a few bristles got caught on the lip of the tube and flung a glob of toothpaste into my eye. My eye is now bloodshot, but at least it's minty fresh. FML

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By Iswearihavegoodhygiene - 04/11/2018 05:00

Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 14:45 - Malaysia

Today, I was trying to apply some toothpaste on my pimple to help dry it out. My mum came from behind and hugged me, making me accidentally apply minty toothpaste into my right eye instead. FML

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By lol - 06/12/2009 14:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML

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By bleeding - 06/12/2009 01:24 - United States

Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview. Then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, and saw that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML

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By DoseyGit - 24/01/2017 08:00

Today, while brushing my teeth I noticed a hair in the sink. Running the scenario over in my mind, I was going to simultaneously spit into the sink and throw the hair on the floor. Creating a big ball of phlegm, I threw the hair back into the sink and launched a huge mouthful onto the floor. FML

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Imawhalerider 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:21

at least it wasn't an electric toothbrush.

bco12 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:12

what the hell?

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awuh_man 0

Monday 31 August 2009 0:12

I think this is your excuse for blowing some guy in the bathroom of ponderosa and then realizing when he was half way down your throat he had a big one. then you regretted it cause now you can't talk and might just have an STD, and because you didn't **** him. your loss. YDI, lmao. :D

SinfulRose 0

Monday 31 August 2009 0:33

mushrooms just give up you are really making a fool of yourself really lol i dont care what you really have to sayy about me xDD

mehwhateverr 0

Monday 31 August 2009 1:49

You people on this site are so judgmental. :/ I feel bad for the OP. FYL.

natetallytc 0

Monday 31 August 2009 2:47

That was smart.

izsy9667 0

Monday 31 August 2009 2:53

proactives a waste of tine and doesn't work.

bisexualwarrior 0

Monday 31 August 2009 3:18

Fakkkke!!! You wouldn't be breathing. And proactiv does work for some patients .. Depends on the skin and the severity of the acne. Also if you do not properly apply the products then it will not work as efficiently.

chowyuk 0

Monday 31 August 2009 3:39

why would you quickly lean In like the pimple was going to get away ydi

GreenMeanie 0

Monday 31 August 2009 4:04

your dentist puts forth much effort in taking care of your oral health so quit being a god-damned fucktard and show him some respect by not doing stupid shit like that. **** you again for good measure.

CuntCandy 0

Monday 31 August 2009 4:10

Was it electric? If you like deep throating, next time use the real thing. At least you can speak afterwards!

letitbe56 0

Monday 31 August 2009 4:39

Popping pimples is actually okay if you make sure your hands are clean before you do it and you do it carefully. Dermatologists do it all the time, and you can buy tools like the ones they use at the drug store. Plus, no one likes to see people walking around covered with whiteheads. FYL, OP.