Miscellaneous: Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in...

By Mirroronthewall - 30/08/2009 15:22 - Canada

Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly lean in towards the mirror to pop the pimple meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML

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By Noname - 09/11/2008 09:18 - France

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

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Ouch

By Anonymous - 31/07/2020 02:03

Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML

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By captfml - 15/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML

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By Talented73 - 25/04/2017 20:00

Today, while brushing my teeth, I applied the toothpaste to my toothbrush when a few bristles got caught on the lip of the tube and flung a glob of toothpaste into my eye. My eye is now bloodshot, but at least it's minty fresh. FML

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By Iswearihavegoodhygiene - 04/11/2018 05:00

Today, I popped a zit that had formed around an ingrown hair "down there". It popped with so much force, the pus hit me in the forehead. Still can't get the hair out. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 14:45 - Malaysia

Today, I was trying to apply some toothpaste on my pimple to help dry it out. My mum came from behind and hugged me, making me accidentally apply minty toothpaste into my right eye instead. FML

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By lol - 06/12/2009 14:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML

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By bleeding - 06/12/2009 01:24 - United States

Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview. Then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, and saw that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML

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By DoseyGit - 24/01/2017 08:00

Today, while brushing my teeth I noticed a hair in the sink. Running the scenario over in my mind, I was going to simultaneously spit into the sink and throw the hair on the floor. Creating a big ball of phlegm, I threw the hair back into the sink and launched a huge mouthful onto the floor. FML

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Imawhalerider 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:21

at least it wasn't an electric toothbrush.

bco12 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:12

what the hell?

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LearnToSpell 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 2:50

"Ur an idiot, obv i kno sarcasm, and yes u do think u kno everything and i find it hard 2 believe any1 can stomach coming within 10 feet of u" Quote, no life blonde named Amy, finnaly makes a sentence without 15 grammatical/spelling errors! This is one for the record, folks! The "Blow-up-doll" only made 13 this time! Lets all make a round of applause. Her mother must be so proud....

OlonixBAMF 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 6:05

OHYEAH, becuase we are all so cool for fighting via fmylife.com comments. -_-

Bdellophobic 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 5:53

YDI for popping your zits. ew.

busted_love 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 3:56

hahahahaha i had a great time reading all these comments, really i think this made my day! mushrooms, is it really worth your time to fighting people you will never in your life meet because of someones comment against yours, its the internet people will have opinions on everything. and everyone else, wow, this is too funny, you guys are sooo riled! its spelling, i'm sure she knows how, and she's probably just too lazy, and i'm pretty reading your guys' comments, you all made a spelling mistake in them. all of you need to just get lives... is it that big of a deal? oh, by the way, OP that sucks.