By eenkoekje - 13/05/2011 07:20

Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 328
You deserved it 15 918

Same thing different taste

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iAmScrubs 19

He thought he was Charlie Sheen. Don't blame him.

Igor_g5 0

You didn't teach him how to tell real coke from BS. That's where you went wrong.

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the beggining of another charlie sheen

get rid of it and start over fresh :)

FreebirdIII 1

once in school we made sherbet in science, i and my friends snuck ours outa class to lunch, a teacher then found us and accused us of having coke, (this teacher obviously had nothing to do with out science class). his way of determining that it wasnt infact coke was to stick his finger in it and taste it (he didnt go easy with the tasting either), his only passing words were "nice sherbet". also i think your kid is just stupid, lol i dont think you can blame yourself for your kid not knowing how to identify flour, baking soda given these look nothing like coke (and ive never done it but i think it would be pretty obviously) id maybe have some what more respect if it was just crushed asprin. but in general a giant LOL to the whole situation.

JennaMarie420 2

sounds like it wasn't that teachers first rodeo. he wanted a nummy

about the time you thought he was a twerp

how young is he? if he's at least under sixteen you should know what he's doing...

041610 0

lol calling him a twerp isnt a bad thing at all... really he should have been called an idiot

he was dismissed for simulating the use of cocaine? what's next, expulsion for pretend-smoking pretzels? seriously though, where/how did he get it, and how did he allow a narc to witness? you haven't gone wrong entirely, he's not all-the-way raised.

Parenting fail. I'd recommend you don't have any more kids.

if you think about it, it's a total YDI to the max. at least op is accepting responsibility for failing to raise the kid properly. *steps off shoe box*