By PissOffPottermore - 13/09/2012 14:31 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I was called into my son's school because he had got into a fist-fight with another pupil and I had to take him home. He clammed up about the reason behind the fight, until I finally managed to coax it out of him: the other kid is in "Hufflepuff" and he's in "Ravenclaw." FML
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SweetAsHell 9

I don't think the kid is really in Hufflepuff, that house doesn't seem like the type to fight. I think he's hiding his Slytherin ways.

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ambowew 7

The kids don't pick what house they're in, that's the Sorting Hats job.

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RedPillSucks 31

Hufflepuff probably had something to do with the drugs he was smoking, and RavensClaw was the shank the other kid was going to use on him. Parents! You gotta go to urban dictionary and keep up with todays slang. In my day it was "Puff the magic dragon", "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds", and "Mary Jane" Kids, these days!

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j_cat187 19

Puff the magic dragon lives by the sea. I forgot the lyrics :(

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GypsyRover 0

Kids these days can't relate to terms like that. They just say the name of the drug. I bet you got all the thumbs down because they didn't know what you were talking about. It's a different era we live in,a very sad one indeed.

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Kng21 0

There's something called HARRY POTTER. You should read it someday. It's really really good. How the heck can you not know what Harry Potter is?!?!?! Kids these days.....you mean older people these days....

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Kng21 0

There's something called HARRY POTTER. Older people these days.......gotta learn what the WORLD is like and what is in it..... That series is world famous and so is it's author, J.K. Rowling

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chloe2114 4

I don't blame him to be honest, filthy Hufflepuffs..

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captainburke 5

I know they fall into the "everyone else" category, but that's just mean!

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TheMathMajor 26

How could you call hufflepuffs filthy? They obviously have to best values: modesty, trust, loyalty, friendship etc. I'm actually really disappointed that Cedric was the only main hufflepuff character in the series. But I guess I'm biased because I'm a Hufflepuff :P

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captainburke 5

That's weird because the major rivalry in the series is gryffindor-slytherin

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Arrawyn 12

In reality it's ravenclaw is awesome and everyone knows hufflepuffs suck. Everyone knows

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dyehardxen 19

Your name offends me OP..

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lurkskywalker 3

You'd think a Ravenclaw would know better than this, it is the sort of thing a reckless Gryffindor would do. As a wise man once said, "Sometimes I think we Sort too soon."

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gc327072 30

Brace yourself, the pottertards are coming.

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trueblue170 13

No idea why Hufflepuffs get so much hate. I'm a badger and proud! :D

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TheMathMajor 26

Seriously! They are the nicest house, just because they are modest everyone thinks they have no talent. Go badgers! :D

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brittlehorn20 21

They couldn't have been a Hufflepuff and a Ravenclaw, those houses are on friendly terms. Only time they aren't is when they gave off in the quidditch pitch.

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