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By santasadiekins - 17/08/2011 17:25 - United States

Today, I was camping out under the stars on my trampoline. I was just about asleep when I felt a tickle on my arm. Figuring it was an ant, I brushed it off. The rest of the red ants crawling up my arm didn't like that. FML

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Today, I was sleeping in my bed when I felt an itch on my arm. Then another. Then another. I finally looked to see what was going on, only to find a bunch of ants crawling in my bed. They were somehow getting in through the closed window. Guess I’m done sleeping tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML

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By my butt is lava - 19/08/2023 14:00 - United States - Custer

Today, I was on a nature hike and had to use the bushes as a restroom. In doing so I stepped on an ant hill and ended up with my shorts around my ankles, dancing the Twist to fend off the ants. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2017 22:00

Today, I woke up early to weird scratching and smacking noises. After gathering enough courage to check what it was, I found out it was just an ant stuck on a piece of paper. FML

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By thatsnotacat - 21/11/2013 17:52 - Australia - West End

Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML

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By spiderinmylips - 24/06/2009 20:19 - United States

Today, I was laying out in my backyard trying to get some color when I felt a little tickle on my lips. I rubbed them together to satisfy the itch, when I felt a sort of crunchiness popping between them. I had crushed a spider between my lips and its legs were still moving. FML

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By GnarCarBar - 12/09/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I woke up to the feeling of someone tickling my back. I quickly realized I haven't been touched in so long that I was smiling to flies landing on me in my sleep. FML

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By Shitsuo01 - 30/12/2016 01:56 - United States - Douglasville

Today, I noticed a small bite on my arm. I couldn't figure out what it came from until I saw a small insect crawling out of my bra. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 22:54 - United States

Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML

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By anonymous - 30/06/2016 05:27 - United States - Forney

Today, I was started my week of camping alone in the woods. I took my shoes off to go to sleep, but I had to come out to get water. I stepped on a wasp, and while I was standing on one foot looking at the sting, I realized I was in an ant pile. I'm allergic to both. FML

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crackawithcheese 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:14

Man that sucks, ants are just little bastards

joanjett 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:17

I ******* HATE ANTS.

Comments

itsbridgetbtch17 2

Thursday 18 August 2011 2:53

omg. that's disgusting.

legitlucas 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 2:59

Liklik_penguin 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 3:10

ydi for camping on a trampoline and not expecting bugs.

stoptrying 9

Thursday 18 August 2011 3:40

"Figuring it was an ant, I brushed it off." Yes.. she clearly didn't expect bugs. Reading comprehension skills are hard to come by, huh?

BellaMarta 19

Thursday 18 August 2011 3:41

I had a bunch of ants in my room crawling on me last month. Definitely sucks.

Garon300 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 3:50

What are you doing sleeping on a trampoline?

willn98 5

Thursday 18 August 2011 4:07

Doesnt get as bad as having black widows in your sleeping bag at camp....

lulututu 4

Thursday 18 August 2011 4:45

I'm allergic to ants:/

lovelinkinpark 1

Thursday 18 August 2011 5:20

If you fell asleep they would of crawled in your mouth

santasadiekins 0

Monday 22 August 2011 6:57

that's a pleasant thought....

GraceKathryn97 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 5:24

Ohhhhh that so sucks! Haha well at least it wasn't spiders! ;)

LaurenLeung96 15

Thursday 18 August 2011 5:55

eww. oh well, think on the bright side.. even though u went campin like a hobo for a night... at least it was just ants and not spiders, centipedes etc?