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By santasadiekins - 17/08/2011 17:25 - United States

Today, I was camping out under the stars on my trampoline. I was just about asleep when I felt a tickle on my arm. Figuring it was an ant, I brushed it off. The rest of the red ants crawling up my arm didn't like that. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Brighton

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By thatsnotacat - 21/11/2013 17:52 - Australia - West End

Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML

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By spiderinmylips - 24/06/2009 20:19 - United States

Today, I was laying out in my backyard trying to get some color when I felt a little tickle on my lips. I rubbed them together to satisfy the itch, when I felt a sort of crunchiness popping between them. I had crushed a spider between my lips and its legs were still moving. FML

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By GnarCarBar - 12/09/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I woke up to the feeling of someone tickling my back. I quickly realized I haven't been touched in so long that I was smiling to flies landing on me in my sleep. FML

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By Shitsuo01 - 30/12/2016 01:56 - United States - Douglasville

Today, I noticed a small bite on my arm. I couldn't figure out what it came from until I saw a small insect crawling out of my bra. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 22:54 - United States

Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML

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By anonymous - 30/06/2016 05:27 - United States - Forney

Today, I was started my week of camping alone in the woods. I took my shoes off to go to sleep, but I had to come out to get water. I stepped on a wasp, and while I was standing on one foot looking at the sting, I realized I was in an ant pile. I'm allergic to both. FML

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crackawithcheese 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:14

Man that sucks, ants are just little bastards

joanjett 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:17

I ******* HATE ANTS.

Comments

1966mustanggt350 4

Thursday 18 August 2011 6:06

FYL bro, that sht gotta hurt man

norskchic 9

Thursday 18 August 2011 6:58

that bites.

cheer4ever96 8

Thursday 18 August 2011 7:10

Ewww... I hate ants so much!

life2007 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 7:21

FYL...especially if you're allergic to ants like me bleh.

silvercamaro 22

Thursday 18 August 2011 7:27

In the words of squidward tentacles "it's not camping if your 10 feet from your house"

cooxoxo 9

Thursday 18 August 2011 7:33

How do you camp on a trampoline?.....

Burnbaby 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 10:32

1- have tramp. 2- bring sleeping bag/ blankets and pillow out to tramp. put everything on trampoline 3- get comfy and go to sleep

Kammasaurus_Sex 7

Thursday 18 August 2011 7:41

Oh, yikes!! D:

Bently24 6

Thursday 18 August 2011 7:48

Why were you camping under a trampoline anyways?

Bently24 6

Thursday 18 August 2011 7:52

Why were you camping on your trampoline anyways? Did your bed have a lack of bugs and you thought sleeping outside, not even in a tent would help that.

PrincessPesa 20

Friday 19 August 2011 1:08

Ha. Nice save 102/103. People sleep outdoors all over the world, silly! Just be prepared for insect attacks, and deal accordingly. Do not question sleeping on a trampoline. Trampolines RULE.