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By the_captain - 23/06/2009 00:21 - United States

Today, I was cashiering at Target when an old woman came into my checkout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms, a bottle of KY sensual lube, and two colorful thongs. As I'm scanning these, she leans in and whispers, "I love toys." FML

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By UGH - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I remembered that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2015 15:22 - United States

Today, while I was working at a children's toy store, a woman walked in, looked around a bit, then asked if we sold dildos. FML

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By lafinesse - 14/05/2012 22:23

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

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By Conner Johnson - 28/11/2017 05:00

Today, a customer walked up to me with a dog toy and said, "I knew one-stop shopping was a thing, but I didn't know you guys carried dildos." FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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By useless pos - 01/03/2013 00:48 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

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Who are you to judge?

By vertigoisarat - 23/02/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, I went to the drug store to pick up a few things. After looking for condoms for 15 minutes, I asked the cashier where I could find them. She said they keep them behind the counter due to theft. She refused to sell them to me, because they're for customers who might actually need them. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML

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Cheeky!

By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 05:16 - Australia - Perth

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

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tyranny 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 9:46

Old people do have a sex life too, and are usually a bit more open about it than we would like to know.

Glam_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 9:48

Yeah, that was kind of inappropriate for her to tell you about it, but good for her for having an exciting sex life at her age. I hope I can be that lucky..

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BenignScientists 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 11:42

At least it wasn't a pregnancy test and a clothes hanger ... (shamelessly stolen from xkcd)

f_u_u_f_f 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 1:37

WIN

ShadowsThirteen 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 11:52

Oh, the dying cougars. Mrawr.

FYIW 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 12:00

1,, Its 'GILF' Not GMILF :) 2. TO the poster who said tmi?? half of this site is about peoples sex lives, and filled with tmi,, whats the problem with a senior citizen who 's a bit too open? sounds no different then everyone else on here :)

Evilbeagle 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 13:29

That isn't the point. Of course this site has a lot to do with TMI's, and this is just one of them, which is the point. Most people don't go around discussing their sex related purchases with the cashier, and when they do, it is a TMI. See how that works? That's what makes the original post humorous. See how that works?

LoveItOrLeaveIt 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 12:48

EWWWWWWW NOOOO! WRONG! SO VERY FRICKIN WRONG!

jeffracecar24 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 12:59

1 word.......... DISTURBING

4toestatue 7

Tuesday 23 June 2009 13:02

good for her!!!

saailaway 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 14:13

LOL

Denali_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 14:32

Whenever I see a customer hide his condoms under loads of other items, upon scanning the pack I always ask in very loud voice if they want it in a separate bag