By laughingflame - 04/08/2011 06:00 - United States

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Today, I was caught whacking off by my mother. She now takes every free moment of her time to read extracts from the Bible to me. FML
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choshaki 8

haha next time make sexual noise maybe then she will leave u alone..

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BelleBelle_fml 11

How do all of these people keep getting caught masturbating or having sex?! Lol you'd think they would learn by now...

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ladyreal420 3

wow its not that big of a deal........masturbation is healthy.... n yes even ur mom does it......people who say they don't r straight up LYING....

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bubo_fml 10

Ask your Mum if Jesus jerked...

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nubx 0

How is a children's story going to prevent you from masturbating?

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Valkyrie19 0

i wonder what extract of bible tastes like o_O

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b1gphil 6

does it actually say you shouldn't jerk off anywhere in the bible?

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Ugi 26

I'm far from an expert on the bible but I think it does say that a man should not allow his seed to be spilt on the ground or somesuch. Onan did so and was smited or something. Hence onanism is another term for masturbation. I think the same passage is also the basis for the catholic objection to contraception, but I could easily be wrong on that.

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JayBay97 0

next time just stare her straight in the eyes and finish

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madisonbrooke98 0

Is whacking off master sting

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madisonbrooke98 0

Spell check sucks. Is whacking off master bating?

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Froggirl14 0

What's wrong with reading the bible? It's very healthy for u.

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