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By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 21:15 - United States

Today, I was chatting with the girl of my dreams, a real heart-to-heart. Everything was going great, and I asked her if she'd like to get coffee together sometime. She immediately backed away and excused herself, mumbling something about not dating left-handed people. Huh? FML

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By ImaSneakyNinja - 17/11/2016 02:55 - United States - Madison Heights

Today, I asked a girl that I've been talking to for a couple of weeks out, but immediately got rejected because I'm left handed. I guess I'll leave that part out next time. FML

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By Loser - 04/10/2022 09:30

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By firstdategonebad - 12/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2024 22:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask out the girl I like. After nervously fumbling through my words, I asked, "Want to grab a cup of water sometime?" She looked at me confused, then asked if I meant coffee. FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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By Worthless Waste of Skin Who Hates Himself - 30/04/2016 12:59 - Georgia - Tbilisi

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to this coworker I like and ask her out for a coffee next door. She was dismissive, cold and rude, and filed a complaint with HR. FML

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By DyingPlants - 10/10/2011 03:27 - United States

Today, during my first date with a girl I've liked for awhile, she tells me about some minor disabilities she was born with. Wanting to be honest with her too, I tell her I'm slightly autistic. Her response was, "I'm sorry this isn't going to work. I can't date a retard." I had to eat alone after that. FML

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By Charly - 05/01/2009 06:16 - France

Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 12:00

Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML

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Shutdown

By HighasaCloud - 30/04/2012 16:01 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML

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randomguy76 14

Sunday 28 December 2014 8:31

How could you be so inconsiderate OP? It was entirely obvious that you two were never meant to be because of your dominant left hand. Geez some people....

angkal2002 8

Sunday 28 December 2014 8:30

Are you even left handed?

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janscott1990 5

Monday 29 December 2014 1:56

In the world there's racists, sexists, elitists, etc. Why wouldn't there be handists out there as well?

EKDH 11

Monday 29 December 2014 4:35

I'm sorry :/

sammiehammie 6

Monday 29 December 2014 4:56

if you're not right handed, you're wrong handed

rosco98 16

Monday 29 December 2014 5:01

as a fellow left-handed person, i recommend all left handed people rise to the occasion to help right this terrible injustice

violetmango 5

Monday 29 December 2014 5:54

Sounds like an excuse to me, face it she doesn't want to date you.

ThexFroggyGirl 21

Monday 29 December 2014 6:49

My boyfriend is left-handed... I feel for you, bro. She doesn't know what she's missing!

nitrog100 21

Monday 29 December 2014 8:34

You wouldn't happen to be me, would you OP?

fiveforfighting 26

Monday 29 December 2014 11:56

Well some people still believe left handed people are spawns of the devil! Sorry OP!

superpastastuck 4

Tuesday 30 December 2014 1:42

Back in the old days, and apparently in modern day, people believed that left-handed people were connected to the Devil. Sorry she did that buddy.. :(