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By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 21:12 - United States

Today, I was checking out my boyfriend's facebook profile. I saw that he had just taken the "How long will it take for your girldriend to realize you're cheating on her?" Quiz. FML

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Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML

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By batgirlrules881 - 07/11/2009 15:26 - United States

Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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GlobalB 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:30

Hmm, he should have taken the "How long will it realize until my girlfriend's paranoid enough to assume I'm cheating on her over a facebook quiz that could easily mean nothing" quiz?

Everlasting_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:30

I shouldn't have laughed, but I did.

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intotheblue 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:35

Apparently not long. I think that quiz was made for people who subconsciously -want- their girlfriends to find out.

onigiriqueen 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 6:58

Ditto.

nmirles 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:38

Look at the answer to the quiz and that's how long he's been cheating on you.

my_mom_loves_me 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:41

this girl is dumb

marehhh 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:42

Haha. You fail if you take that seriously seeing as how they have the same quiz for a ton of different scenarios.

GlobalB 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:42

Seriously people, the quiz can very easily mean nothing. Just because I take one of these stupid "which disney character are you" doesn't actually mean I'm actually Bambi, and telling her to freak out about it without knowing more is plain wrong. If she has had a legitimate concern for a while and this ties into what she had been already fearing, then she has plenty reason to try to talk to him about it, but basing that he's cheating on you over just this is simply stupid.

xevioso 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:43

i always take quizzes like these for fun, you shouldn't jump to conclusions so quickly.

darkmis1 17

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:45

he prbly just took that quiz cuz he wuz bored..........either that or hes a total dumbass that dznt realise the quiz results get published on his profile.....of course that mite have been his idea, so youd break up with him and he could be with "the other woman"

SimpleSimon 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 2:48

Grow the **** up... If you're that insecure about your relationship, you are in no way mature enough to be having one. Facebook told me I would become famous for punching to death a pack of wolves. I've not devoted much time to pursuing that goal so far...

cha40_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 7:34

yea facebook told me i'd be pregnant in 2011, im not planning on being a teen mom, just like your prob not planning on fighting with wolves... OP - its facebook.... chill out, your boyfriend would have to be an idiot to take such a quiz if he was actually cheating on you... unless he wanted you to find out... in any case.. just talk to him about it...