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By mrdentist - 02/12/2010 13:20

Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2012 05:49 - United States

Today, while at my job as a hairdresser, I was giving an elderly client a perm and I thought she'd fallen asleep. She'd died. FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 09:58 - New Zealand

Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer, I saw her battery was flat so I said, "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said, "Not yet." FML

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You deserved it 54 632

By janedoe - 12/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

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Nightmare fuel

By Traumatized - 12/03/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, at my job as a hotel housekeeper, I accidentally entered the room of someone who hadn't left yet. To my horror, the man inside was having a massive heart attack. I just found out he passed away, despite immediate medical intervention. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2014 01:19 - Norway - Mo I Rana

Today, I accidentally let a huge one rip while tending to an older patient at the nursing home where I work. The patient passed away shortly thereafter. Coincidence? FML

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You deserved it 7 467

By Anonymous - 21/08/2015 16:07 - United States - San Leandro

Today, after months of taking care of my grandma after a surgery, the doctors gave her a clean bill of health and I finally got to sleep in my own bed. She passed away while I was at home. FML

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You deserved it 1 805

By sadcapri96 - 23/06/2011 21:40 - United States

Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML

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You deserved it 47 279

By Harejordan - 04/02/2009 16:44 - United States

Today, I was driving and stopped behind a person at a stop sign. Their car didn't move for about 1 minute. I got out of my car yelling at the person. It was an old woman. She wasn't breathing. FML

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You deserved it 36 440

By anonya - 28/08/2012 04:43 - United States - Madera

Today, I made the mistake of telling my dentist that my dog died. She spent the next half-hour talking about her pets and how they died. I ended up crying in her dentist's chair. FML

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You deserved it 3 104

By Martine624 - 07/05/2015 21:56 - Netherlands

Today, I spent nearly two hours listening to our cleaning lady talking about her son's infected penis, her fear of dentists, how to catch and kill ducks, her husband's childhood and her supposedly murdered dog. She ended up crying and left without cleaning. FML

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You deserved it 3 477

whymee55 6

Thursday 2 December 2010 18:57

brush your teeth or you will get old and die!

sunrisetosunset 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 18:53

Oh my God. And I want to be a dentist...

Comments

mikeyMcFly 0

Monday 6 December 2010 12:09

damn it didn't go on her post oh well & OP FYL on that note

Your_a_damn_liar 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 14:34

I call bull shit, liar. Your a god damn liar.

You_Sick 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 22:42

As fake as a *****

gingerbuddy 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 19:15

fake!

kid123134 1

Friday 10 December 2010 22:19

i feel bad for laughing.... but thats ******* funny :P

veggiegirl182 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 13:47

haha atleast now her teeth will be sparkly for the funeral!

singhjr1 3

Sunday 26 December 2010 2:03

it would suck so much if the dentist fell over dead. "oh my god my cheeck".

co0ki3monster 1

Thursday 3 March 2011 17:56

Wow. I'm sorry. R.I.P. Don't forget to floss in Heaven.

Tuesdays76 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 0:17

imagine some poor little kid who was just promised by his mom that everything at the dentist would be just fine and nothing bad will happen. then he walks through the door to see a dead lady being carried out on a stretcher. F his life too!