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By Foster_Em - 04/07/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I was coming home from a date, I saw my ex standing in my drive-way. He had dumped me 2 months ago saying he couldn't talk me. To make him jealous, I made out with my new guy before greeting him. Turns out he couldn't talk to me because he had had cancer and had been afraid to tell me. FML

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By Awkwardly_dumped - 21/08/2018 14:30

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML

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By Miki - 16/12/2012 23:57 - United States - Kenner

Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML

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By ThankYou! - 22/12/2015 05:50 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML

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By savvylady - 18/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML

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By fml333 - 21/12/2009 19:26 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML

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By aireeahna - 20/05/2016 06:04 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML

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By fu2then - 09/03/2010 06:04 - Canada

Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He said, "Yeah well, you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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ChurchofFagenism 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 12:10

I clicked YDI before I even read the bit about cancer, grow up

Hendy93 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 12:08

Way to be a dick.

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FuzzyWalnuts 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:20

Yea you don't deserve this. He sounded like a jackass. FYL

cheesefest 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:20

kinda cold. The guy has cancer, you can't expect anyone in that situation to conform to your, or anyone's idea of acting rationally.

I_am_stupid_also 6

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:24

Today, I was going to ask my ex that I dumped to take me back, coz i know she is still single, but when I got there she was making out with some other dude just to make me jealous. I was so pissed I made up this BS story about cancer. Now I have to shave my head so she will believe me when I tell her I got "cured". FML.

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:26

And to all of you people saying the OP is disgusting or a bitch, grow the **** up. I highly doubt any of you have never done anything like this, so that just means you all are hypocrites. YOU make me sick. P.S. I saw a comment saying that they'd do the same but the OP is a bitch. That means you're a bitch too dumb ****.

fallacy_fml 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:29

should have talked it over after breaking up and found out the whole cancer snazz. Too bad; now you're officially a bitch.

Alexgoesfml 3

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:29

YDI. Why try and make someone jealous, it's pathetic really. Hope you learnt your lesson from this.

gracie27 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:42

Apparently you never learnED how to spell.

thisislove_fml 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:37

man.. fhl. fyl. ydi in a way.. sucks he's got cancer.. :| so does my aunt. but, like.. BITCH PLEASE ? then again.. i cant say i haven't tried to make ex's jelous. it works, but thats just harsh :O ..

YDIprobably 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:41

does this person honestly think that her life is f-ed??? YOUR A MORON!!!!!! And, it may just be me, but I'm sensing some unresolved issues.

gracie27 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:45

well if the guy dumped her out of the blue with minimal explanation, she has every right to be pissed. It's difficult situation. If it was me i might have done the same thing. Immature, perhaps, but not a terrible mean or slutty thing to do. FYL hunny, it really does suck.