Work: Today, I was complimented on my improved performance over the...

By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 07:06 - Australia - Subiaco

Today, I was complimented on my improved performance over the last 3 months. My boss said he doesn't know what I've done to improve, but to keep it up. I'd only started looking for another job, and stopped giving a shit. FML

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By lolgarbl - 26/02/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I had a performance evaluation meeting with my boss. He told me I was the best in my department, and that the productivity has never been higher before I started working here. Oh, and he said that because everything is working so well, they don't need me as much, so he's cutting my hours. FML

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By 123literateABC - 04/11/2015 03:10 - United States - Grand Haven

Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2020 23:00

Today, it's the 3-month anniversary of adopting the "I don't have the slightest chance at success" attitude at work. In those 3 months, my boss, my coworkers and my boss's boss have all agreed and our relationships have greatly improved. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 05:51 - United States - Waco

Today, after putting in 110% at my shitty job for two years straight, my boss told me point-blank I'm too good in my current position for him to ever be able to justify promoting me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2013 19:27 - Mexico - Celaya

Today, I got my third promotion at work in as many years. My husband congratulated me very briefly, before asking if this meant he no longer had to look for a job. FML

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Kinda sus, dude

By tee - 15/08/2016 13:54 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I found out people are suspicious of me at work because I do a good job. FML

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Scapegoat

By Anonymous - 29/01/2023 10:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was told I was being fired from my job after "5 months for poor performance." I helped lead my team to the highest possible success they’ve had the last 4 years. FML

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The Dilbert Principle

By Anonymous - 14/06/2017 16:00

Today, my boss called me into his office. I've been working hard doing extra work so I can get promoted. He called me in to tell me I'm to reliable in my current position, so I won't be moving up. FML

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By fabiennemorin35 - 30/08/2016 09:29 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my boss told me that he’d hired me because he thought I looked intelligent. He then went on to say that it was about time that I proved that I was. FML

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By hard worker - 22/08/2016 01:03

Today, I gave my boss two weeks notice for me leaving work, as I had received a better job offer with twice the pay. I thought he took it well until I heard him mutter under his breath, "About fucking time." FML

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rieebee 23

Thursday 25 June 2015 15:27

Guess you found the secret to success at your job then!

Miss_Chevious 37

Thursday 25 June 2015 15:39

at least your boss appreciates you now

Comments

graveprotecter 18

Friday 26 June 2015 6:04

But is that really an fml? I mean think about it. Now you don't even have to try to be a quality worker!

manofletters 2

Saturday 27 June 2015 9:31

That's exactly what has happened to me. I'm an ICU nurse and just started telling my boss to leave me alone or fire me. They left me alone. It's been two years. Office Space is reality.

VgForce_fml 3

Sunday 28 June 2015 0:12

Yup, that definitely how it work. Your performance output is better when you have no stress, from not giving a shit.

FeralPenguin23 3

Monday 6 July 2015 2:20

he's prob just trying to keep cause your cheaper then rehire in

pinque 19

Thursday 9 July 2015 0:18

Don't wanna get caught doing that hard work crap

BlackbishopTWG 6

Wednesday 25 November 2015 12:18

Understand that not b giving a shit is actually the key to a successful career... I just got s promotion I've been trying to get for a year and am getting along with a boss that used to hate me because I no longer care and realized that the worst thing they could do is fire me so why bother