By Vince - 09/12/2011 19:38 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling up on the couch with my girlfriend, when my drunken mother walked in the room, slurred out, "Room for one more?" and leaped on top of us. FML
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LezBiHonest 7

Theres always room for one more...

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mrszane93 5

She wanted to join the party as the "cool mom".

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BikeAllDay818 6

Your mom is awesome.

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JoeLouisBomber 9

When i read this the mental image was too funny

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BikeAllDay818 6

But only because that didn't happen to me. Lmao

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BeefyQueef 5

That would be one hell of an awkward threesome

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potatosrock 10

have revenge by throwing water balloons at them when they are cuddling

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mrszane93 5

No! Who would do that with their mother? Gross.

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DocBastard 38

Does anyone think the "threesome!!" jokes are in any way original? For ****'s sake people, let it die.

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rhysfucker 24

I know! Just the mom and girlfriend works fine.

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perdix 29

I never think they are original, but I always think they are funny!!

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paynee 0

Hmm your profile seems pretty cocky and grammar nazi doc, although ur picture is cool, have to give ya that! (did u notice I didnt spell you or your or you're right? And that I commented on a persons profile picture? I really hope U did) Lol I was bored.. Needed to annoy someone :)

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DocBastard 38

Paynee - what you're doing is called trolling. It isn't annoying to me in the slightest. All it does is expose you for what you are.

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RainbowHeadache 2

Paynee you picked one of the worst people on FML to try & annoy. :|

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Rainchikmoo 6

Jeeze you people jump to conclusions too fast! I'm sure no threesome was intended, she wanted the girl all to herself ;p

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sharktat2 10

That doesn't seem too bad..its sounds kinda fun :)

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