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By Vince - 09/12/2011 19:38 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling up on the couch with my girlfriend, when my drunken mother walked in the room, slurred out, "Room for one more?" and leaped on top of us. FML

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By hannahlorraine - 25/11/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 20:21 - United States

Today, I was told by my girlfriend that in the thralls of my drunken haze last night, I tried to French-kiss her mom. FML

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Get back here!

By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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Do I know you?

By goblue - 21/12/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I was sleeping in my room when I awoke to an unfamiliar female voice in my apartment, followed by a thud. I walked out to find a drunk girl I've never met collapsed in my doorway. After puking all over the place, she had me call her father, who picked her up 10 minutes later. FML

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By jimbop - 23/05/2009 17:48 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2012 05:50 - United States - Harrison

Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

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Mommy dearest

By Ohkourt - 20/04/2020 05:00

Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML

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Family values

By Anonymous - 19/09/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML

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You deserved it 5 383

By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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You deserved it 122

LezBiHonest 7

Saturday 10 December 2011 0:39

Theres always room for one more...

hashnasnne 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 0:40

god bless your mother

Comments

kyarush 10

Saturday 10 December 2011 7:01

HELL YEAH! (taps mom later)

mrszane93 5

Saturday 10 December 2011 7:19

Lol shutting up would be best.

hateevryone 14

Saturday 10 December 2011 7:27

i would've been embarrassed.

linkinpark98 23

Saturday 10 December 2011 8:42

I just got the funniest mental image reading this. XD

builditbetter09 3

Saturday 10 December 2011 8:47

^^^ What if she jumped through a window to an other room then walked in? Also "she probably lives there otherwise OP would've mentioned that she shouldn't be there" is a weak statement. Following you logic we don't know if she lives with him because "he didn't say she lived there" Now you can dramatically walk off. :)

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 10 December 2011 9:00

Havin' yer muffin w/ some milf...That's style, Bra!

Pixelatedmess 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 9:30

lmfao!!!! :)

Trix_Disorder 20

Saturday 10 December 2011 9:42

Lept*

riotshield 3

Saturday 10 December 2011 10:36

It seems like Canadians are the rednecks of the world. XD It always seems like there's some weird incest issues, parents verbally abusing their kids, or stealing from them. Either that or they're the ones who love to complain the loudest.