Miscellaneous: Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend watching a movie, my...

By dinapar - 14/07/2009 14:02 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend watching a movie, my boyfriend then leans in and says: "You know, you're my favourite girlfriend." I then jokingly responded by saying: "You say that like I'm not the only girlfriend you have right now." I hate being right. FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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By sushichick - 15/04/2020 12:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML

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By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

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By Jack - 10/01/2016 02:07 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By storyofmylife - 10/06/2015 02:44 - Canada - Truro

Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML

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By Andrew - 12/10/2011 01:11 - United States

Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

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Tinystarz 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 19:58

OUCH. Sorry Honey. At least you were his favorite?

slem_fml 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 20:02

People click on that button for fun I swear.

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annamg 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 22:54

Ouch. FYL indeed.

vaca_fml 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 23:43

Woman's fault for naturally assuming they were an exclusive couple.

lil_miz_liz09 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 23:53

how do 600 people say you deserve this?

Nikkir95 4

Tuesday 14 July 2009 23:53

WHT THE HELL!!!! THATS JACKEDD

magnerdian1763 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 23:59

aww im really sorry! you're boyfriend is pretty messed up! dump him! dump him hard!

lexiBRo 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 0:00

hehehe you set yourself up for that, but honestly had you guys agreed to be exclusive? It doesn't sound like he considered what he was doing to be cheating or else he wouldn't have casually brought up the other girlfriend(s) like that. Perhaps you two had a misunderstanding about the terms of your relationship.

sickinlove13 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 0:46

Seriously? Do people actually sit down and talk about the "terms" of their relationship? Not once have I sat down with a guy I was dating to talk about the "terms". This guy's a scumbag.