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By dinapar - 14/07/2009 14:02 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend watching a movie, my boyfriend then leans in and says: "You know, you're my favourite girlfriend." I then jokingly responded by saying: "You say that like I'm not the only girlfriend you have right now." I hate being right. FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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By sushichick - 15/04/2020 12:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML

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By jonnah - 05/03/2010 13:06 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

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By Jack - 10/01/2016 02:07 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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By storyofmylife - 10/06/2015 02:44 - Canada - Truro

Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML

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By Andrew - 12/10/2011 01:11 - United States

Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

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By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

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Tinystarz 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 19:58

OUCH. Sorry Honey. At least you were his favorite?

slem_fml 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 20:02

People click on that button for fun I swear.

Comments

Yuuki_chan_fml 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 21:34

Ah, I feel for ya honey. Same thing happened to me, but over IMs. "You know Im straightedge." "Yeah I know. Thats perfectly fine." "Hm... You're my new favorite" "Favorite what? o-o" "Girl." >____>; Dump his ass! xD

Templemind47 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 21:43

Who says dating has to be monogamous anyways? Unless it is a marriage or specified by the two partners, then it should not matter. People have a deluded thought of how relationships are now...

checkitoutt 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 22:34

thats so not what straightedge means...is it? cause im pretty sure its not.

Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 16 July 2009 1:27

#100, straightedge means you don't drink, do drugs, etc.

Yuuki_chan_fml 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 17:30

Yeah, so the straightedge thing was different than the OP's story.

zoolander951 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 4:15

Is it really terrible to date more than one person at once? totally agree with you 99

AntiChrist7 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 18:28

you date an asshole, YDI

timtam24 0

Friday 17 July 2009 16:09

baha ^idiot^

monpetitchouu 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 8:00

Hey, atleast your his favorite :)

monpetitchouu 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 8:02

And to the people who say relationships don't have to be monogamus(sp), I think they should be unless both partners agree ortherwise. Or else it's disrespectful..

AlyshaDeShae 10

Sunday 26 July 2009 4:43

Hahaha! Well if you're his favorite, then is he dumping the others for you? You should find out! :-p Oooh, or you should get him to dump the others and then a week or so later, dump him!