Miscellaneous: Today, I was cutting the grass, it was really hot and I fainted....

By Aw522 - 30/05/2012 23:07 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was cutting the grass, it was really hot and I fainted. I woke up to see my mom standing over me. I thought she was going to freak out and call an ambulance. Instead she said, "Good, you're up. Now you can finish." FML

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By lordtimbit - 15/03/2015 15:01 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell in the shower and knocked myself out. When I came to I turned off the water and called my mom. She seemed more worried about the amount of water I "wasted" than she was about me. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By MereLewis95 - 26/10/2011 08:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

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By EpicFailAtItsFinest - 13/04/2009 02:49 - United States

Today, I was working as a lifeguard. A woman began to have a seizure. Nervous, I went into shock and walked into a tree, knocking myself out. Post seizure, the woman stood up and walked away. Later, I woke up in the hospital. The ambulance had arrived to take her, but ended up taking me instead. FML

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By need my own place - 24/10/2015 23:24 - United States

Today, while I was cutting myself some watermelon, my mom walked in. I could tell she hadn't taken her medication in a while because she freaked out, grabbed the knife, and burst into tears before yelling at me, saying I could have cut myself and bled out. FML

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By Soap0015 - 16/08/2012 09:57 - United States

Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 02:22 - United States

Today, after staying in bed all day for a week from sickness, I get up to tell my mom I have terrible back pain and feel extremely dizzy. After curling up on the chair next to her, not being able to keep my head up for too long, she simply stares at me and says, "Can I finish my dinner now?" FML

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Acting out

By itsgotime - 20/03/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML

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By w_t_f - 18/02/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 17:08 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I blacked out while hugging my dad. I woke up a minute later on the floor with my dad telling me to, "quit being lazy and get up." FML

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AsianCookie247 14

Thursday 31 May 2012 8:56

What a loving mother you have there.

jjames7543 13

Thursday 31 May 2012 8:56

Mothers, you gotta love them. Especially when your best interest is in their mind...

Comments

wanna_bee 8

Thursday 31 May 2012 14:28

Well if you hadn't dehydrated yourself you wouldnt haave been in that situation to begin with. You knew it was hot outside, so you knew you ought to drink water. YDI for letting it happen.

Marteeny23 19

Thursday 31 May 2012 20:51

You know I'm pretty sure OP didn't say... "hmm I think today is a good day to faint while mowing the lawn lets go!"

Bluedog42 7

Thursday 31 May 2012 15:01

That'll teach you to pass out on the job..

KatieKupcake4195 9

Thursday 31 May 2012 16:42

Sounds like my aunt. I was sick on New Year's Eve/New Year's Day (headache, killer sore throat, fever, completely stuffed up nose, feeling like I was gonna throw up, feeling terrible in general) and my boyfriend was over to celebrate with me and my family. The next day I still felt awful. I asked my aunt if I could just rest. My boyfriend had left to go back to his house and my aunt (who knew he was staying over and was fine with it) was like "Here. Take some Tylenol and start cleaning this house. Now."

jboyajian86 1

Thursday 31 May 2012 17:14

Wow what does it get like 98 in Pennsylvania? I work outside all day in weather that hot. Sack up

hateevryone 14

Thursday 31 May 2012 18:01

You know how mothers are. They have their ways.

christa953 12

Thursday 31 May 2012 21:02

Ambulances are expensive as hell

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 31 May 2012 21:26

HYDRATION!!! Heat stroke is a very real and very serious malady that's VERY easy to succumb to.

TEXASDude45 5

Thursday 31 May 2012 22:26

You live in ******* Pennsylvania pussy. Shut the hell up

pokefan813 16

Friday 1 June 2012 6:21

Hey, it gets pretty hot up here too. I live on long island new York (surrounded by water meaning less harsher climates) and a couple of days ago it was about 95 degrees. last summer highest was 101.