Miscellaneous: Today, I was debating if I actually do talk to myself. I was...

By Kayla_Zee_Ninja - 08/03/2012 04:06 - United States

Today, I was debating if I actually do talk to myself. I was having this conversation with myself. FML

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Thursday 8 March 2012 15:13

Honest: I talk to myself every ******* way there is, accents, in corners, movie theaters, school, friends house, sometimes I make scenarios and yeah... But honest: every argument I'm in I never win! XD

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xlord 27

Thursday 8 March 2012 8:18

At least you won the debate.......

Alostfart 2

Thursday 8 March 2012 8:19

Who's side were you on? :p

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XxWolf96xX 0

Thursday 8 March 2012 16:59

Haha! I do this all the time. :D

warfighter1775 5

Thursday 8 March 2012 17:09

Your strange :)

BunBunBabe 8

Thursday 8 March 2012 17:21

Well... You made that look easy

CharliesCool2084 8

Thursday 8 March 2012 19:25

I think you do talk to yourself!

Calyx_fml 21

Thursday 8 March 2012 19:49

Who is talking?

pagullarka 9

Thursday 8 March 2012 20:30

They say you are okay if you talk to your self, the problem comes when you start answering yourself. Usually it's the next stage (just kidding)

zebralover23 14

Thursday 8 March 2012 21:32

Omg I do this to, don't worry your not the only one!

katiejeankran 5

Thursday 8 March 2012 21:33

Story of my life.

FriendlyOtaku 10

Thursday 8 March 2012 22:09

I talk to myself all the time :3

ronski 41

Thursday 8 March 2012 22:50

It's the only way to get a decent conversation sometimes

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