Miscellaneous: Today, I was debating if I actually do talk to myself. I was...

By Kayla_Zee_Ninja - 08/03/2012 04:06 - United States

Today, I was debating if I actually do talk to myself. I was having this conversation with myself. FML

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Thursday 8 March 2012 15:13

Honest: I talk to myself every ******* way there is, accents, in corners, movie theaters, school, friends house, sometimes I make scenarios and yeah... But honest: every argument I'm in I never win! XD

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xlord 27

Thursday 8 March 2012 8:18

At least you won the debate.......

Alostfart 2

Thursday 8 March 2012 8:19

Who's side were you on? :p

Comments

ch3s 4

Monday 12 March 2012 4:32

I don't see anything wrong with that statement.

ChrisHex 6

Saturday 19 May 2012 21:16

I talk to myself sometimes, so I can relate. and other times, I end up arguing with myself.

Bridgettecake69 5

Friday 20 July 2012 18:30

Guess that mystery is solved.

monkeyy100 15

Monday 6 May 2013 10:26

Well that answers your question :p

umerin 32

Friday 20 June 2014 1:59

I talk to myself too! No shame.

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