Work: Today, I was delivering packages to patients in the hospital...

By Anonymous - 05/04/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, I was delivering packages to patients in the hospital for my job. My boss gave me a room to deliver to, and I drop it off as usual. But my boss gave me the wrong room number. I had to walk in, apologize, and take back balloons and a stuffed animal from a crying 6-year-old patient. FML

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By TMI - 05/08/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, I was opening and sorting mail for my boss as part of my job. One package was delivered to the office instead of his home by mistake, since his house is next door on the same property. I didn't notice until I had opened it. I had to hand my boss an opened box of toys. Kinky ones. FML

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By pizzagurl - 09/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML

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By FedExMan - 11/08/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was delivering packages as usual for work. I was dropping off a large letter to a hot girl. Before I turned to leave the girl opened her mouth to say something. Instead, she just vomited all over me. Her letter was my first delivery of the day. I had to finish my job covered in puke. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2011 09:32 - United States

Today, I frantically chased a customer down the parking lot, because they had left their package at my register, only to find out that the whole time I was chasing the wrong person. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2011 07:21 - United States

Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML

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By not a thief - 24/12/2021 01:59

Today, while I was home sick from work, my neighbor got packages delivered. Our apartments have had a lot of thefts lately so, being neighborly, I brought her stuff inside to wait. When she came home, I gave them right to her. Instead of thanking me, she told the office that I was the thief all along. FML

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By onlyolivia - 05/10/2016 14:43 - United States - Elkridge

Today, I finally got the courage to ask my boss why the flowers I got her for her birthday the other day were in the conference room and not her office. She told me she was allergic to them and she had such a bad reaction that it made her go home early. I made my boss sick on her birthday. FML

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By sleekRelease - 11/06/2019 04:00

Today, I was expecting an important delivery for a party I'm having tonight. I was in the shower when the doorbell rang. In my haste, I slipped and ended up with a bunch of little cuts and bruises. Turns out, it was someone trying to leave a note saying it would be delivered tomorrow. FML

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By fijiflu - 05/11/2015 21:31

Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2022 22:01 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML

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mich23 10

Monday 6 April 2009 0:58

oh damn thats just wrong, your boss shoulda went and got if back

SpunkT 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:02

#2 ... a six year old? What the hell is wrong with you. Poor kid.

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louisianagrrrrl 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:23

aww if it were me i would have came back later and bought the kid a toy

UltimateIdiot911 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:24

Don't think too much about it, it's like taking candy from a baby.

Kickinchicken213 3

Monday 6 April 2009 1:25

Poor kid.

Paulspacefdot 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:25

I think I'd rather kick down the $$ to just let the kid have 'em out of my paycheck, and then redeliver to the correct room in another run. If the kid had been 13+, the lifting the shirt idea, and maybe a "come **** me" smile would have worked GREAT... but dude, he's 6. The balloons and teddy bear meant WAY more to him than ****.

FreedomFirst 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:40

What a cheapo jerk, he couldn't just suck it up and send an extra present because he screwed up?

lolwhat_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:40

Are you guys retarded ?! It clearly says ' DELIVERING PACKAGES' Why on Earth should he let the kid keep the balloons and bear? It's not his. Someone sent it to the kid. =.=

aboveandbeyondav 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:49

awww...that made me sad... man, #3. I think the 6-year-old has enough problems right now without dealing with assholes who have your train of thought.

FreedomFirst 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:52

#s 2, 3, and 27 - Please don't ever procreate. You'd make horrible parents.

linddezzy 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 21:36

Seriously...

mrgorbachev 0

Monday 6 April 2009 1:51

Dude, your boss probably should have done that. It was his **** up, he should have to live with the consequences. And #17, if OP feels so bad about it then clearly (s)he has a soul.