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By blahpizzablah - 22/06/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was delivering pizzas for my summer job. I got a big order to deliver for a fellow graduate's party. While I was being paid for the order my friend shows up and says "Don't pay him, his parents are rich, he can handle it." Then they shut the door and took off. The bill was $75. FML

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By JudasThePriest - 01/12/2013 07:42 - United States - Greensboro

Today, while delivering pizzas, someone ordered $19.41 in pizza and wings. After finally finding her appartment, she paid me in two sandwich bags full of pennies and nickels. I had to count them out before giving her the pizza. We aren't allowed to enter the residence, and it was 22 degrees. FML

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By Cano951 - 16/12/2011 20:16 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by a pizza delivery man. I didn't have the cash to pay him for a pizza I didn't even order. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 00:00

Today, I ordered pizza for dinner and left cash by the door so my son could pay for it, in case it arrived before I got home. I told him they should get all the money, but I just found the tip. Apparently he thought I'd miscounted. I'm a server. FML

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By Lizzzyygurl - 02/09/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, a foreigner walked into my restaurant to pick up his pizzas. The bill was $25 and he gave me $30 and a 100 dollar bill. I gave him his change from the 30 and I didn't understand so I gave him back the 100 dollars. He said "Well if you dont want it, okay." He was gonna tip me $100. FML

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By abc - 27/05/2009 10:15 - Pakistan

Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML

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By Liz - 09/04/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I had to watch my neighbor's daughter for 10 hours. She wouldn't eat anything I had to offer, so I ordered a pizza for $19 + a $5 tip = $24. Her father came by to pick her up, thanked me, and gave me a $20 bill. I effectively just paid to watch his kid. FML

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By micheal - 21/06/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, while I was delivering pizza in the torrential downpour, I waited 5 minutes in the pouring rain for an old lady to dig 20 bucks out of her purse. Her total was $19.99. She told me to keep the change and make lots of money. FML

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By PizzaBwaaay - 03/05/2022 22:00

Today, I was delivering pizzas and hit up a dude’s house who ordered two boxes of extra large. He gave me the exact change. I asked him, “What about the tip?” He paused for a minute, let out this loud rancid fart and said, “There’s your tip bub, now piss off!” and shut the door in my face. FML

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By richgirl - 25/02/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML

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By has-evil-friends - 26/11/2009 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I had six friends round for pizza. When I went to answer the door to the delivery, my friends turned off the lights and pretended they weren't there when I shouted for help carrying all the food. Not only does the cute delivery guy think I'm greedy, but also that I have imaginary friends. FML

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CassT 0

Monday 22 June 2009 10:09

This is where you say, "My parents are rich because they're hookers, and your momma is their best customer. Pay up."

Andy_King 0

Monday 22 June 2009 10:09

thats when you go in there and take back the pizza

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Brinklec 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 8:58

I can really sympathize with you being a fellow pizza delivery driver. I would have been extremely mad!

Brinklec 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 9:02

Pretty sure that no matter what state your in Murder in the 3rd Degree is a high class felony...

AJx3 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 9:51

why are you guys friends? obviously, he's a jerk. i feel bad for you.

Zoa_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 10:04

How did they take off? They were at their house. You probably could have rang the doorbell excessively until they came back to the door...or I dunno, called the cops. You are a pussy if you let them off without paying you that easily!

ohsnapelenaaa 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 11:32

Sue him. And also, YDI for having a friend like that.. wtf is his deal.

mmz007 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 13:04

call the police.

Scotticus117 11

Tuesday 23 June 2009 18:56

FYL, are your parents rich though? well other people are right, it is illegal to do that even if you were Bill Gates son they still have to pay you. That's stealing pizza, stealing is illegal. Case and point.

cheerthefkupism 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 21:47

"my friend shows up and says..." seriously? FRIEND? find new "friends". what a douche. YDI, for having shitty friends.

amazingkate 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 1:11

if someone steals from you, call the cops. esp if you, uh, know where they live.

cxal_fml 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 1:49

1) what pizza place doesn't require at least a partial payment for an order that large? 2) $75 is enough for an arrest. Why didn't you file a robbery report? Or have your employer do one? Unless you wanted your parents to pay for their pizza... 3) Unless they were driving in a car when you delivered the pizza, How could they take off after closing the door?