By jimmy - 19/08/2011 21:57 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was diagnosed with crabs. I lost my virginity to my wife, and have never had sex or any sexual contact with anyone but her in my life. FML
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Awahso 25

Sounds fishy...wait that was a lame pun. That sucks though man.

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ashyxlynn 3

you do realize you can get crabs other ways than just sex right?

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shanemc1991 0

you could have gotten them from taking a dump in walmart

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LeInfamousNick 7

You may not have gotton it from sex, it could be you got it from a toilet seat or something. And so what if your wife slept with someone else before you? That doesn't make her a ****.

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shay1813 0

Can't get it from toilet seats. Or anywhere else except from sex. It's a lie. The parasite can't survive on its own! Health class 101

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Crabs isn't an STD its a parasite that lives in pubic hair so you can get it from sexual contact but there are other (less common) ways

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coollikedat 0

crabs aint no std

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trumancassady 0

So much for abstenents

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nardasilva 0

You don't have to have sex with anyone to get crabs. There are plenty other way to get them.

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nardasilva 0

You don't have to have sex with anyone to get crabs. There are plenty other way to get them.

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