By jimmy - 19/08/2011 21:57 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I was diagnosed with crabs. I lost my virginity to my wife, and have never had sex or any sexual contact with anyone but her in my life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 178
You deserved it 4 530

Same thing different taste

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Sounds fishy...wait that was a lame pun. That sucks though man.

you do realize you can get crabs other ways than just sex right?

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BlkBryMolasses 0

Crabs doesn't always come from sexual contact. Crabs are lice, I got crabs from infested bedsheets/towels in a hotel. Chill out before blaming your wife.

It didn't say she was a virgin, so she could have had it before they were together.

Well, either she picked them up from a public toilet cause she didn't use the ass-gaskets provided or she sees no problem in sleeping around. My ex GF's friend called her one time to tell her that the guy she cheated on me with was angry about getting crabs from her...she got them from him & gave them to me...so I got rid of them & her.

philly215 0

Oh no.... Sorry.... That's not right

lebronsucks 3

Crabs you can eatem if you want

You can get crabs from other things dumb ass..

LadyReptar 0

She is clearly cheating on you

well now she will have a reason to shave her snatch

blacksswan 10

Don't be so quick and jump to the conclusion. You don't just catch that from someone. You can catch it many other ways so do some research before you blame her.