By jimmy - 19/08/2011 21:57 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I was diagnosed with crabs. I lost my virginity to my wife, and have never had sex or any sexual contact with anyone but her in my life. FML
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Awahso 25

Sounds fishy...wait that was a lame pun. That sucks though man.

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ashyxlynn 3

you do realize you can get crabs other ways than just sex right?

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AYLWARD0100 3

You don't have to have sex to get crabs.

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mrjude 3

Well, maybe she had them when you got married. You never said SHE was a virgin.

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skate4shekla 0

maybe it was like in hangover, you had sex with a stripper with a penis.

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zembof 3

Ouch. But # 4 is right

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echoxseven_fml 0

lucky for you its been proven that sti's can survive on a toilet seat hrs longer than previously thought.

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BadSuerte 0

That's seriously ****** up. You're wife must've spread her legs a lot.

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