By jimmy - 19/08/2011 21:57 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was diagnosed with crabs. I lost my virginity to my wife, and have never had sex or any sexual contact with anyone but her in my life. FML
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Awahso 25

Sounds fishy...wait that was a lame pun. That sucks though man.

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ashyxlynn 3

you do realize you can get crabs other ways than just sex right?

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Kodiakzach 0

Could be worse, she could have never had them before.

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teenage_messup 0

Shave your downstairs and you won't have to worry about crabs x]

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juanitad 3

Basically what i just read online is yes you can get rid of a bunch by shaving your happy area or should i say itchy area....but you also need to treat it with lice treatment......and all of you that are telling this poor guy that he got it from a toilet seat are wrong but if he borrowed pants recently he could have gotten them that way......bottom line is SHAVE until you are bald and then still treat. Good Luck and I would ask your wife about this shit.

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Kimbi82 0

Emodude44 ... I think I love you ...

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Kimbi82 0

And Jobsman99 ... You are awesome. Lol

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Child0fthecity 0

you can totally get crabs from other things. my friends parents got crabs from their hotel room bed when they were on their honey moon in europe.

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Damajae 0

Next time you better watch yourself

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Kal89 0

She should have told you she had crabs I would divorce her

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