By jimmy - 19/08/2011 21:57 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was diagnosed with crabs. I lost my virginity to my wife, and have never had sex or any sexual contact with anyone but her in my life. FML
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Awahso 25

Sounds fishy...wait that was a lame pun. That sucks though man.

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ashyxlynn 3

you do realize you can get crabs other ways than just sex right?

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HowBoutYouShutUp 7

I reeaaally wanna tell ya how to get rid of it, but I'm sure you've got it covered . Thank goodness for health projects ;o)

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Battle765 4

Hahaha I bet your super happy you waited for the right one now.

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bretty_boieeeeyy 0

can't you get crabs from any number of places though?

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Buttsexpirate 9

Did you or your wife have any dirty dicks lately?

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mmmad 0

I guess Mr. Krabs don't live in bikini bottom anymore (spongbobsquarepants reference)

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thewife5 19

That would of been funny if you didn't explain the reference

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leadman1989 15

Don't want to be mean, but get tested for other stuff too. Just in case it wasn't from a toilet seat.

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imaninja1 9

U can get crabs from like a public toilet seat

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charlotte100 2

U can get crabs from sharing clothes, towels, sheets etc. So don't start pointing fingers yet.

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