By jimmy - 19/08/2011 21:57 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was diagnosed with crabs. I lost my virginity to my wife, and have never had sex or any sexual contact with anyone but her in my life. FML
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Awahso 25

Sounds fishy...wait that was a lame pun. That sucks though man.

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ashyxlynn 3

you do realize you can get crabs other ways than just sex right?

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pottymouthpanda 0

dam,shes a Dirty girl :o

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my2centsworth 15

Crabs can be transmitted through towels. Do you perhaps belong to a gym?

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thatnucca 36

Time to shake the SHACK for some answers... Smdh!

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IndigoAcrylic 9

Looks like Mr Crabs got transferred to Penn Island. ;D

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chomper12 0

Ur hella retarded! U can get crabs from ANYTHING! Including grass. Do ur research.

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ADub55 0

Well it sounds like you know rhe source then

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Sweet_Testicles 7

Reading this comment made me laugh a little :')

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awkward_turtles 1

No one knows what comment you're referring to...

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NBTX830_94 0

Damn dat shit sucks

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DudeItsMelvin 0

I hope you're not crabby about it.

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jhashj 0

You can get crabs from almost anywhere. A towel at the gym... Or spa... Trying on clothes... Yeah, don't think your wife is cheating. Have a little more faith.

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