By jimmy - 19/08/2011 21:57 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I was diagnosed with crabs. I lost my virginity to my wife, and have never had sex or any sexual contact with anyone but her in my life. FML
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Awahso 25

Sounds fishy...wait that was a lame pun. That sucks though man.

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ashyxlynn 3

you do realize you can get crabs other ways than just sex right?

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crissyll28 0

Google it, can be caught from many ways not just sexual partner

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Minikriz 0

Well, now u know that Mr.Krabs lives in Bikini Bottom

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wierdos_rule 0

It doesn't mean she's cheating. Either of you could have gotten it from public bathrooms.

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oops_im_fucked 8

Now you can be called mr crabs!

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Nemmycakes 3

Chances are if she was saving it with you and all, she got it from a toilet seat or something. Don't point fingers man, just enjoy your itchy pubes with your wife.

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isagoal 0

well see, that's what you get for saving yourself till marriage.

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brohamas16 7

haha shit goes down when your outta town

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BeccaMCR4 0

You do realize you can get that from like a toilet seat right?

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CynicalDepressio 6

The only reason i clicked the yeah your life sucks button is because the only woman you've ever done anything with is your wife.

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