By jimmy - 19/08/2011 21:57 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was diagnosed with crabs. I lost my virginity to my wife, and have never had sex or any sexual contact with anyone but her in my life. FML
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Awahso 25

Sounds fishy...wait that was a lame pun. That sucks though man.

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ashyxlynn 3

you do realize you can get crabs other ways than just sex right?

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skyeblue82 5

you can get crabs in other ways besides sex. don't blame her yet

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horseracingjocey 0

you realize you can get crabs from sitting on public toilet seats right? it's not an STD

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misashleigh88 5

Maybe you got them from a public washroom and your wife has nothing to do with this.....,,

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miyu01 6

Hmmmmm, how ironic that this exact story was on a tv show last night...... I CALL SHANNANAGONS!!!!!!

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aerogxt 7

Allow me to applaud you for being so moral and pure. Sorry about the result but at least some people still know what it means to wait for marriage.

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RokNRoll11 9

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

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MROMRO 0

That's why you both get tested before you get serious. If you're clean and she's not, it may hurt for a little bit when you leave her, but STD's can hurt a lifetime.

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Someofthisisfunn 0

So how did you get them????? Let me think..... You married a ho!!!

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