By annoyed - 22/01/2015 20:23 - United States - Berkeley

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Today, I was diagnosed with gonorrhea. My dad's reaction was to slowly clap at the news then giggle at his own joke. FML
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AirBusDriver 23

Clap clap clap... maybe next time you ought to just FAP FAP FAP.

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giantsfan2010 23

Don't be silly, cover your willy!

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jesuis_julie 21

Should have listened to the sex Ed teacher in White Chicks.

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xninix_fml 36

You mean, mean girls?

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kirbs19 37

Stop trying to make white chicks cool it's not going to work!

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xninix_fml 36

@46 lmao thanks :)

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ProfessorMctitie 20

Doesn't matter had sex, on the serious note though that does suck to hear

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kayladayla 13

Lmao what the hell else would you expect? It's your FATHER!

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ileenefudge 29

His father took the news better than most parents would.

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kirbs19 37

Your should be more careful with your little friend!

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allyiscute1 22

Your life blows but on the other hand your dad is awesome!(: and he didn't get mad so that's great!(x

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iPixiee 23

Stupid question : what is gonorrhea? I'm serious is that a soa? :$

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kirbs19 37

It's an STD Google will give you all the answers to your questions!

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rachb007 11

Why would you even tell your dad that?

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mergeterge 24

Why would you tell your dad?? "You deserve it" just for that... Not necessarily the unfortunate diagnosis.

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CaliCassanova 14

Bro he could have reacted soooo much worse! The whole situation could have been soooo much worse you need to just count your blessings!! 1 not life threatening 2 your dad's funny

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