Health: Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally...

By Stan - 29/08/2011 21:19 - United States

Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally kicked my 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know, including my wife, thinks I beat her. FML

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Haganbottom234 8

Monday 29 August 2011 23:53

You deserve it, for doing jazz aerobics.

blumsden 0

Monday 29 August 2011 23:55

I'd say I beat my kid, before I admitted to doing jazz aerobics...

Comments

SammIght 7

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:03

...your a guy... Shan't you be not be doing things like that.. Unless you like giving everyone mental image:P

Capt_Oblivious 10

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:04

You kicked your child in the face? During jazz aerobics? You do jazz aerobics? F your family's life

TheLastChild 8

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:04

NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!

shrimp1234 4

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:05

Who the hell does jazz?!?!

perdix 29

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:09

Your kid was probably screwing around and did it better than you can after years of practice. Jealous, much? Try Zumba. It rocks.

bloodypanda 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:49

Chill out bro! O.o

randelynn 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:51

Zumba is quite interesting. Haha

Petal23 11

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:10

Haha just shows how narrowminded I am for assuming that you were a woman as soon as I read "jazz aerobics"! My bad, keep it up!

audiophileMom 11

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:10

Uhm... If your girl is three can't she clear it up for you? Something like: "Daddy was jumping in tights to music when he kicked me and I cried!" - even slow 3-year-olds can do that. Also I'm sure she wanted to join him/watch him and NO Dad would think twice if jazz aerobics could be dangerous... Still, dude... Maybe hit the gym next time? At least you'll be under supervision there when you bounce around.

stevenmx86 7

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:15

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RoseCrystal 17

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:16

*snort* I'm sorry, you were doing what?

Feklfekl2222 32

Tuesday 30 August 2011 0:16

I'm sorry but I have to ydi just for the jazz aerobics. Aerobics ok we can put up with it. Jazz/jazzercise we can put up with that too. But jazz aerobics....... No, just no