By anonymous - 10/08/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML
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Hi_I_am_Q 0

Wow. I probably care about you more than your mom...

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StopDropNRoll 11

He is saying there is no fire alarms in Russia. You don't know about to you feel the heat(see the fire).

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danielreader22 4

Ohh ok now I get it. Thanks, 26.

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Legendslayer222 26

Well now you are probably on fire so chase after her like some hellish demon and have your revenge! >:)

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crazyluvbug 8

Omg it so horribly evil....I LOVE IT! };^P

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xlord 27

There's no capital on "much." I love slaying grammar nazis. :D

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savagearmz 6

Ha u commented in the wrong 1

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xlord 27

How the **** does my comment magically teleport down here?

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sara_saturday 5

seems like this could be a great bargaining chip later on. . .

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catnip1997 0

well is your mom hot?..

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savagearmz 6

Finally someone gets to the point

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SolemnlyLove 7

The image i have in my head is enough to make me laugh for an hour ahead

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wilasmilexD 0

Ur mom is such a tender person. :/

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