Transportation: Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was...

By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 23:07 - Canada

Today, I was driving 3 of my guy friends to a party that was half an hour away. There was an awkward silence for most of the trip. I just figured out why now. I've had sex with all 3 of my guy friends. They talk about it when I'm not around. FML

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Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML

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By sad_gay - 16/04/2009 08:40 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with two guys I was interested in. The first I'd been trying to go out with all semester. The second I had gone to dinner with and he seemed nice. I was the designated driver. They drank too much and, on the way home, hooked up in the back seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 20:17 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML

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By effingdoucher - 30/01/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML

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By emkatch - 21/07/2009 19:47 - Canada

Today, I came home about two hours early from a friend's party. After I walked in and upstairs, I quickly and quietly left and went back to the party. I guess my parents decided to have a little party as well. It's called a threesome with my neighbor. They still don't know that I know. FML

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By dormlyfe - 24/09/2015 02:23 - United States - Moraga

Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML

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By what the FUCK - 15/08/2012 22:52 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I worked overtime with three guys who never shut up about partying and getting laid. When I finally escaped the testosterone and got home, the first thing I heard was my grandpa telling my dad all about how he once fisted a girl to orgasm. FML

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Hard no, thanks

By 3rd wheel, 2nd dick - 26/07/2018 06:00

Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML

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By Sofi - 21/08/2018 06:00

Today, I canceled going to a party with my sisters because I had a secret plan to have a threesome. They left for the party, but soon returned thinking it would be no fun without me. By then we were already making a lot of indecent noise. They heard it all. FML

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Endymion_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 10:16

Well, you kinda deserve that. After all, what did you expect?

mattmag 0

Friday 26 June 2009 10:17

Hey, at least you're an awesome friend.

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hk_fml 9

Friday 26 June 2009 11:15

******* right, she can sleep whoever the hell she wants. There's nothing any of you can do about it, so stop bitching and complaiing and take a look outside. WOMEN CAN **** AROUND TOO.

Mulada 0

Friday 26 June 2009 15:05

Yes, she is allowed to sleep with whoever she wants but at the same time, people are allowed to say what they want. Meanwhile, people like me are allowed to just sit back and enjoy, only commenting on stuff that I find kind of offensive. Ah, I love America!

badactor009 0

Monday 25 July 2011 9:12

And they have names for that.

goebellll 0

Friday 26 June 2009 11:17

i agree with every single person that commented

Mnemic 5

Friday 26 June 2009 11:18

Hahaha, all the males replying here with ***** and YDI etc are usually ****** themselves. I wish I had more friends like that tbh. Sex is nice to have. Men are usually the real ***** because they do a lot to get laid or act like a total **** towards the woman after being laid. So remember the word 'hypocrite'.

nr790 0

Friday 26 June 2009 15:02

Have you heard of irony?

judgeymcjudge 0

Friday 26 June 2009 16:23

I disagree, my friend. It's the guys who throw around the word "*****" and "****" who are the ones NOT getting laid. It's a bitter/jealousy thing. Any secure guy would love a chick who is open enough about sex that they can get down with their mates and still stay friends afterwards without being a clingy, emotional train wreck.

goebellll 0

Friday 26 June 2009 11:20

i agree with every single person that commented

goebellll 0

Friday 26 June 2009 11:23

...but really, i'm not exactly sure why it would be really awkward? if you didn't know that they knew, it shouldn't have been...at least for the moment.

goebellll 0

Friday 26 June 2009 11:29

...but really, i'm not exactly sure why it would be really awkward? if you didn't know that they knew, it shouldn't have been...at least for the moment.

Peanu_theGreat 0

Friday 26 June 2009 11:34

That's how it goes, kids. Honestly, you can **** your step brother for all I care, but if you post it here... YOU ARE ASKING TO GET BURNED. As soon as I read this the first thought that ran though my head was "*****." Then I calmly read all the comments and smiled. They're right. It's your ******. Share it with whomever you wish. Just because I wouldn't **** my guy friends doesn't mean you can't. There are many different views when it comes to this. Mines lies on the middle line. The I-Don't-Really-Care line. :O

love_the_fame 0

Friday 26 June 2009 11:45

Gosh, it's so annoying, seeing people mindlessly blurt out "****!" and "*****!". I'm a guy, and to be honest, if I had 3 hot girl friends, I would do the exact same thing, and get thumbs ups and pats on the back (and a heckload of RESPECT!) for it, but because she's a girl, she's a **** for doing it? C'mon people, let's be sensible about the matter. The only problem here is that they feel uncomfortable about what happened, suggesting that it wasn't exactly casual sex, or that the guys think it may have meant more to her and dont want to hurt her feelings.