Health: Today, I was driving and stopped behind a person at a stop sign....

By Harejordan - 04/02/2009 16:44 - United States

Today, I was driving and stopped behind a person at a stop sign. Their car didn't move for about 1 minute. I got out of my car yelling at the person. It was an old woman. She wasn't breathing. FML

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By Joey - 24/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Tampa

Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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Overreach

By VroomVroom - 04/03/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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Move!

By Kevin - 29/11/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML

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By becca - 21/08/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML

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By El Stupido - 12/06/2011 13:51 - Australia

Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML

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You deserved it 58 442

By Anonymous - 11/05/2010 15:04 - Netherlands

Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By WTF - 27/09/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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Wednesday 4 February 2009 21:18

She stopped breathing to teach you the virtue of patience.

DrDoog 0

Friday 6 March 2009 3:54

why does everyone say they deserved it? they didn't KILL the person.

Comments

smartalek 2

Thursday 16 June 2011 1:51

D: omigod I would freeaakk

andrewdunc97 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 20:34

david000123 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 5:50

u bitchu bitch

skullcandifiedDJ 5

Sunday 23 October 2011 2:56

old ppl shouldn't drive...

Carolyn2787 2

Sunday 22 January 2012 11:11

Must've been fate. Normally people just would've drove around her, but since you got out and checked you realized it wasn't really her fault. Hope everything was okay and you called 911.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Tuesday 1 January 2013 23:30

Your a jerk.

MidgetInvasion 14

Saturday 14 December 2013 9:25

If she wasn't breathing, then wouldn't her body go limp therefore releasing the pressure she was putting on the break and the car would continue to roll?

worldclassrager 39

Monday 3 March 2014 20:52

Good thing you got there now put your foot in your mouth and call for help...

8313girl 28

Tuesday 29 April 2014 15:47

Yeah OP it was a good thing you got out to yell at her and notice she was dying. Sadly, I probably would have driven around after 10 seconds and muttered something bad under my breath without even noticing her issue. This will definitely make me more aware in the future.