Miscellaneous: Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by...

By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by a woman who was in the right lane. I ran off the road, taking out a fence and totaling my car. When the cops asked the woman what happened she responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML

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You deserved it 2 645

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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You deserved it 307

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 17:30

Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML

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You deserved it 147

By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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You deserved it 2 558

By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 56 487

By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 19:18 - United States

Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML

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You deserved it 6 021

By Crashed - 01/01/2014 18:21 - United States - Evans

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML

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You deserved it 5 345

By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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You deserved it 4 152

By Brayden - 10/01/2016 03:27 - Australia - Crib Point

Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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Luckster 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:12

Another way technology is trying to destroy human kind.

MaximumRide 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:09

Wow.......FYL

Comments

icertainlysuck 0

Friday 11 September 2009 17:22

this FML is so fake. Everyone knows a woman isn't allowed to drive. Or have the liberals given them that too?

NothingToGein 0

Friday 11 September 2009 18:58

HAHAHA. Everyone read #141 and laugh at his stupid ass! I don't know who's dumber, the girl who crashed the car or him. Honestly...

yellowfdDriver 0

Friday 11 September 2009 19:13

Wow. Break the tom-tom :D.

theshinepolice 0

Friday 11 September 2009 21:00

this doesn't prove men are better drivers than women. the fml never said " and then a man who was really kickass at driving drove by". and who cares if men are statistically better at driving. some things men are statistically better, and at other things im sure women are statistically better. and there are plenty of cases where people are outliers of these statistics. no big deal. and that woman who didn't pay attention to the road is obviously an idiot, but that is only one case, people of both sexes can be idiots, even men when it comes to driving.

Escapist28 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 2:19

I'd like to see what statistics you're looking at

theshinepolice 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 5:26

well i don't really know which sex is statistically better at driving, but it really doesn't matter. there are only 2 sexes and a bunch of things that can be statistically analyzed, so chances are women prevail in some of these things and men do in others. so if one sex is statistically worse at driving, there are plenty of things they will be statistically be better at, and that doesn't mean sexes can't defy stats. and this FML was about the women who turned early being an idiot, so this FML doesn't really prove much other than what the driving skills of that one woman are. and im not trying to be feminist, it could be true women are worse, but should they really not be allowed to drive like some say? i dont think so. i've heard women are better at talking and mutlitasking. so should men only be allowed to do one thing at a time and always be quiet? all sexes should be able to do the same things (of course, physical things like peeing standing up and giving birth are things are some exceptions). because no matter what, people of both sexes will do well in all tasks, and people of both sexes will **** up at tasks, women AND men BOTH. well this is getting longer than i planned so im just going to stop here.

elfuzzo 0

Friday 11 September 2009 21:07

Why were you driving on the left side of the road? In the US, you're supposed to drive on the right side. YDI for thinking you're in England.

xSinful 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 1:42

are you retarded or can you not read? OP obviously stated that they were in the left lane not left side. You get a nice free facepalm.

elfuzzo 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 1:46

Yeah. The left lane is the lane on the left side of the road.

miyon_fml 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 7:03

Wow are you serious. Have you never been on a road that had more then two lanes? You know the ones where there are two lanes on your side and two lanes for the people on the opposite side?

xSinful 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 1:43

You my friend have earned a nice fat-ass facepalm for your retardation. Please consider the intelligence of others when posting. You have significantly reduced the intellect of many people with that stupid comment. For that answer I award you no points and may God have pity on your soul.

theshinepolice 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 5:38

billy madison? haha i thought of that movie when i read this. :]

NothingToGein 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 5:29

HAHAHA Dipshit #166 got rocked. You're an idiot. There's something called a one way street with multiple lanes, EG, downtown Chicago, ISU, Elk Grove, I'm sure they're everywhere. You're an idiot for saying the OP deserves it. And you deserve worse.

antonioohama 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 5:31

To the idiotic woman with the Tom-Tom: Tom-Toms are not replacements for real human vision and you should pay more attention to the road than to it. Honestly, idiots these days…