Transportation: Today, I was driving my car and I thought the construction guy...

By Susan - 23/08/2009 17:08 - United States

Today, I was driving my car and I thought the construction guy was flirting and waving at me. So I drove by him, waving back, then I hit an oil spill and my car ended up spinning out of control. He was trying to direct me away from the oil spill. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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Too late

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By jcheer113 - 17/05/2010 04:10 - United States

Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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Rollin'

By Anonymous - 01/09/2016 03:40 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I forgot to take my wallet off the roof of my car and drove away, onto the highway. A man behind me began flashing his lights and waving his arms. I thought he was freaking out because I cut him off. I flipped him off. He was trying to tell me that all my money was flying down the road. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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Tailgate party

By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 22:06 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

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kyle_kbo20 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:03

YDI for thinking your all that, and that everyone wants to flirt with you

luxornv 0

Sunday 23 August 2009 23:22

Unless he was thrusting in the direction you should have went, he's not flirting with you. Stop flattering yourself.

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i_paTROLL 0

Monday 24 August 2009 6:16

YDI for driving while female, *****

FapFapFapFap 0

Monday 24 August 2009 6:24

YDI for thinking you're attractive enough to have anyone flirt with you. Lose some wait, you ******* walrus.

cmac86 23

Monday 24 August 2009 9:07

ydi for thinking that much of yourself, and continuing to plauge the world with more bad women drivers.

NebulasInBloom 0

Monday 24 August 2009 10:18

First of all, YDI. Second of all...I only thought cars spun out from an oil spill on those racing games...

Programmonator 0

Monday 24 August 2009 14:24

YDI, but lol, i like how one person calls someone somthing then everyone is calling her it, in this case shes a *****. Everyone makes assupmtions when they dont even know the person. Pathetic.

deaditegirl 0

Monday 24 August 2009 16:00

YDI for being so self-absorbed you can't think of a single reason someone would pay attention to you aside from flirting with you. Grow up and realize that the world doesn't actually revolve around you.

Fett 0

Monday 24 August 2009 16:03

YDI for thinking you're hot

kubagami 0

Monday 24 August 2009 19:44

You are so ******* arrogant.

Hellsno 0

Monday 24 August 2009 21:58

You're an idiot.

Twinklestar 0

Monday 24 August 2009 22:39

And if he'd just been a nice, lonely guy waving at her because he thought she looked nice you'd say she was a bitch for ignoring a simple wave. FYL because that sucks and is embarrassing to top it off.