Miscellaneous: Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend....

By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 01:36 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML

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By WrongPlaceWrongTime - 25/06/2016 18:51 - France

Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML

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You deserved it 827

By mjohnston - 27/03/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML

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By justin - 13/12/2013 03:08 - United States - Waco

Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML

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You deserved it 3 406

By irresponsible - 14/08/2010 20:41 - United States

Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML

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By fuck off, for real - 03/04/2016 13:26 - United States - Ft Mitchell

Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML

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You deserved it 2 296

Unexpected

By kalazoo21 - 25/08/2009 12:54 - United States

Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 12 794

By Anonymous - 21/12/2017 01:30

Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML

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You deserved it 524

By flyakite - 22/08/2014 03:53 - United States

Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML

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You deserved it 6 612

By TrophyGirlfriend - 17/08/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML

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You deserved it 3 213

Handled

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for her boss. The same boss who, two weeks ago, caused her to come to me crying because he was sexually harassing her at work. When I told her I'd intervene, she told me she'd handle it. I guess she certainly did. FML

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You deserved it 2 464

feven 32

Wednesday 23 March 2016 18:11

Wow today is not your day, but I'm pretty sure that is not legal.

Psyseon 22

Wednesday 23 March 2016 18:11

Go to HR. If he had no other reason than your ex telling him to fire you, go to HR.

Comments

YourGrammarSucks 12

Thursday 24 March 2016 5:21

Wow, you'd think your girlfriend would have just been satisfied with breaking up with you ... Guess she really has it out for you!

XxGaLaXy_HiTzxX 14

Thursday 24 March 2016 5:23

I smell a lawsuit :)

Axel5238 29

Thursday 24 March 2016 11:07

That depends if OP can afford to sue, lawyers aren't cheap and if he works for a small business odd they'd be able to get much back is slim. If a large corporation, one has to consider legal fees what he would pay out vs what he would get back.

RuffDaScholar 16

Thursday 24 March 2016 6:46

Big Worm said it best, "If you ******* with my money, you ******* with my emotions."

gopackgo97 13

Thursday 24 March 2016 7:07

why the hell do people do this to each other?

shade34 19

Thursday 24 March 2016 8:05

what a bitch!

Xeivan 15

Thursday 24 March 2016 8:27

What the actual ****!? Sue them, some state laws you can sue for damages from cheating ****** like your ex! If your fucktard ex boss really did all that, then you might be able to sue him too!