Kids: Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of...

By Mommy - 26/06/2011 20:47 - United States

Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML

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By John - 22/08/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML

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By Kathryn - 13/08/2011 10:31 - Belgium

Today, I was driving my twin daughters to school, when I accidentally honked my horn. I told them it was an accident, then one of my kids said she already knew, because I didn't yell "ASSHOLE!" afterwards. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2013 03:40 - United States - Odenton

Today, I was teaching my daughter how to drive. We were passing by a merge lane; I told her to slow down and let a green car merge in front of us. She said, "Fuck the green car" and sped up, colliding with it. Apparently she didn't know that would happen. FML

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By DJ Clitter - 16/04/2012 19:35 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my daughter when I narrowly missed hitting a car after running a stop sign. After she screamed at me and demanded to know what I was doing, I had to admit that I'd been daydreaming about David Bowie. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2014 15:23 - Australia

Today, while driving to my daughter's wedding, the person behind us kept laying on her horn and yelling every time I stopped for a red light. That person was my wife. Sadly I'm too whipped to stand up to her and spent the whole drive pretending not to hear my passengers snickering at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 20:22 - Spain - Valencia

Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML

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By k…… - 09/06/2012 21:35 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML

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By Tom Ali - 10/01/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

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Before you get mad…

By Anonyme - 05/12/2018 03:30 - United States - Pleasant Hill

Today, my wife came home and said, "Before you go into the garage, let me tell you what happened…" She was stopped at a traffic light and when it turned green, she stepped on the gas, but the truck in front of her didn't. The grill was smashed and the car has a 3-inch hole in the bumper. FML

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JustinThunder 8

Monday 27 June 2011 0:34

******' Asshole?

rebekahah 7

Monday 27 June 2011 4:36

77- you misspelled *smart. Ironic?

Comments

rainport 0

Monday 27 June 2011 2:18

wow lame

plebeianFelix 5

Monday 27 June 2011 2:29

I envision an exploding chicken for some reason

chonchogonzalez 2

Monday 27 June 2011 14:10

GRENAAAAAAADE!!!!! ...that was a chicken, dumbass.

maddy1028 0

Monday 27 June 2011 2:46

lmao

bekster88 3

Monday 27 June 2011 2:49

You're lucky. I was having a frustrating phone conversation the other day and I got flustered and said the word "bastard" and my 2 year old son overheard me. He called my husband a bastard when he put him in time out today. FML!

ianderson818 4

Monday 27 June 2011 4:08

hahaha that's hilarious

StreetBikeGuy86 0

Monday 27 June 2011 2:54

that's badazz!

jasonrn1990 0

Monday 27 June 2011 2:59

I'm still trying to figure out what " chicken in the hole" sounds like.

Zambaku 9

Monday 27 June 2011 3:28

I'm guessing "Frickin shithole" or "Frickin asshole" :D

merkat_fml 0

Monday 27 June 2011 4:51

me too!

Relentless_J 0

Monday 27 June 2011 3:07

I call bull. I doubt a 1 year old could put sentences together...

Redsox68 0

Monday 27 June 2011 3:17

least she doesn't actually say what you said

kitten1323 19

Monday 27 June 2011 3:25

I'm honestly trying to figure out what you said that sounds close to chicken in the hole... um...shit hole...asshole? idk

dunicha 20

Monday 27 June 2011 3:26

Aww, that's kinda cute though, what she thought you said. It will makw a good story to tell all her friends and embarrass her with when she's a teenager.