Love: Today, I was drunk at my nan's birthday party. My boyfriend texted...

By Mandy - 01/03/2009 14:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was drunk at my nan's birthday party. My boyfriend texted me asking if I could go out, to which I replied "No, I'm at my nan's house." He then dumped me, calling me a 'cheating whore.' I was confused, until I realised I'd misspelt nan and said "No, I'm at my man's house." FML

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By nolife - 30/08/2012 01:33 - United States - Richmond

Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML

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By em - 05/02/2011 09:32 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

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By Iamlonesometonight - 26/03/2017 18:47

Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML

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Explain yourself

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML

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By Reeen - 03/06/2016 22:29 - United States - Pittsboro

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML

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The Phone Call

By turnmyphoneoff - 24/09/2019 00:01

Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML

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Dude, chill out

By U... - 18/08/2023 22:00

Today, my friend got a text showing his girlfriend cheating on him. Sounds like his FML, but he was at my house. He then worked his way through a bottle of my whisky and went into a drunken rage. He threw my furniture through windows, punched holes in the wall, and smashed stuff until I had to call the cops. FML

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By Kev - 20/08/2014 17:53 - United States - Flemington

Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML

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I need one

By j…… - 14/08/2011 03:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML

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Wait, what?

By Anonymous - 10/11/2022 06:00

Today, my friend got drunk with me and texted my boyfriend, saying she was in love with him and missed him. Her brother came to my house since she got caught drunk and gave a “lecture” on responsibility. I don't know what’s worse, the lecture or the fact that he’s my boyfriend. FML

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notanightowl 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 20:04

why do you get drunk at your nan's birthday party lol?

jackaaa 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 20:24

Hahaha. Just tell him what you meant to say. It was just a text. Mistakes happen.

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sugarcupcake 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 22:34

#15 I agree. If you guys were in a really committed relationship, he would want an explanation or more information?

greatnt249 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 23:07

#19, she never specified that she was the only one drinking; for all we know, she comes from a very Irish or German family.

BadPinkKitty07 0

Monday 24 May 2010 6:55

very true. both sides of my family are both Irish and German, so drinking is like breathing. it's annoying and embarrassing. I don't drink, so I just watch all my relatives be idiots.

T1A2Z3 34

Sunday 25 March 2018 4:32

Hello. I'm Irish. I've never gotten drunk at a relatives house. I've never had alcohol at either of my grandparents houses. We don't all drink and we certainly don't all get drunk with family. Watch your racism please.

dnb23 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 23:23

#20, or she could just come from a family of alcoholics like mine. The family that drinks together, passes out together.

lemonkid44 0

Monday 2 March 2009 0:21

WTF?! Is he really going to be that presumptuous? Then he didn't deserve you anyway; that's just stupid as ****

bruins319 0

Monday 2 March 2009 1:26

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ZING_MASTER 0

Monday 2 March 2009 3:03

TXT ZNG!

svm_invictvs 0

Monday 2 March 2009 3:05

T9 Word For teh Loss

mysecondskin 0

Monday 2 March 2009 7:08

i agree with 7 and 15. ps: "the family that drinks together, passes out together"=priceless!

genius_man16 0

Monday 2 March 2009 9:25

i hope that you guys are still broken up. After that kind of reaction he clearly isn't the communicative type and so you should be glad to be rid of him. As others have said, a normal reaction would have been "who's your new man?" or something. Actually, come to think of it, if you two were really dating, shouldn't he have known that you go to your "nan's" house, and should have asked if you misspelled that or something either way, keep his ass dumped.