By potassiumgirl - 11/04/2012 19:53 - United States - Hollywood

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Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice my blowjob skills, since my boyfriend is always complaining that I'm bad at giving head. Let's just say my lungs now have their daily dose of potassium. FML
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Tweekz14 5

So I'm guessing you swallow?

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nofearjenshere 12

It's a sin not to swallow, there are people starving in Africa.

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Comments

jebento 0

Um if a banana went down your air pipe you would be dead....nice try though

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ravenxcorvinus 9

geez, is already hated for trying to help a fellow out! this makes me sad :(

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Commander223 9

Wait hold on.. Bad head? I don't know about you guys. But for me, head is always amazing

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nowthenagain10 8

IS head always amazing for dudes?? As a lady i can say that for me its really a hit or miss thing. Or the guys just didnt know what they were doing

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twisted_cherub 14

Always? I'm guessing you've never had a girl bite you, scrape her teeth over the head, not use enough spit, gag and throw up on you, stop right before you cum, or the always boring put-her-mouth-on-it-but-not-move-because-she-really-doesn't-want-to-do-it-at-all thing. Either that, or you're young and any time a girl touches your dick is amazing.

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nowthenagain10 8

Lol i said i was a girl. So no ive never had someone bite my dick

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twisted_cherub 14

I was replying to Commander.

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Roxxxxay 13

"There's only good sex and no sex" haha

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jbuckets_404 38

That's right; just like bad pizza is still pizza, bad sex is still sex! lol

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ravenxcorvinus 9

(re-read FML) wow, now i see where i've failed... *sulks, then laughs*

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bizarre_ftw 21

Long, kinda hard on the outside, filled with softish white matter that is often swallowed and occasionally spit out, and dangerous to inhale apparently

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ravenxcorvinus 9

i still stand by my comment! :D lungs full of "potassium" while not cool--he STILL shouldn't complain! you being the E.R. for something in your lungs... hmm. sperm or bananas? take your pick, FYL.

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Enslaved 36

Practice makes perfect. Just be glad the banana didn't grab the back of your head and push you waaaayyyy down. :P

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GothicAngel17 24

64- is that what you learnt from watching ****?

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berichsoon 11

136) From girls I know. girls hate admitting that and you are one of them

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downtime 12

153, Very few girls LIKE this. Most are quite capable of doing the entire action on their own without your assistance.

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safx09 7

Yes I'm sure there are a few (emphasis on few) girls in the world that would like that... do you enjoy coughing, dry heaving and losing control of your wind pipe? Then yay you will love it!

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glittercookies 12

You don't inhale like that when you give head.

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jessimica642 8

Well it's true that's probably the problem right there.

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