You deserved it for not following break-up standards.. Who's not still mad at their ex after two years. Djeez...

I'd file charges against her.

I thought you went to a fancy dinner? Spaghetti doesn't seem fancy.

what the **** did you do to her?!

I would have knocked her out, replaced her hair with spaghetti an her eyes with meatballs, but that just me. OP, you might want to lock your doors when you get home, and bar your windows. She sounds crazy

Well it could have been worse. She could have done the same thing to your girl as well.

You sure dodged the bullet with your ex. She sounds unstable!

Even *if* he did cheat on her that's still no excuse... The best revenge is to find someone better which is what I did. From what I can see though she's immature and a b**** which are major reasons to break it off!

Ahh psychos. Can't live with them, can't escape them. (Unless you can get a restraining order) I have found one fun way to mess with them is give them the exact opposite of what they're trying for, which is usually to make you angry & pick a fight. My bf's ex cussed me out, threatened to kick my ass & all sorts of crazy stuff when I answered his phone once ( he asked me to, he was changing the oil) so instead of doing what she wanted & arguing, I hung up & then sent her a text apologizing for having to answer his phone, then said I was sad I had upset her so much but would appreciate it in the future if she would please not use such unchristian language with me if I had to answer the phone for him again. She was so confused we didn't hear from her for almost 3 months. Til then she had been an almost daily stalker. I don't even go to church, & can cuss like a sailor, but I keep my goodie goodie Christian routine brushed up just for her. Never fails to screw with her mind & shut her up for a few months! Lol

Overly attached GF......